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I'm having second thoughts about posting the picture of my face being scrunched up. Plus in the picture my hair wasn't exactly.. clean. ... well, whatever. Hey, I was uploading my picture on photobucket and I found a bunch more... ok, well, i'll post them too. Wow.. as a minor note my uncle is washing the bathroom door and the knobs wiggling (door closed-he's inside) and keeps making rickety noises... lol Photobucket is being mega-b***h and won't load really fast.. gonk
So here's the one of my face...
and one..or me..er... dancing..
and.. a ZOOM IN!
and since Karu's comment about my uncle loving brocolli I decided to post this of him:
because it looks like he's shocked... or.. really surprised/pleased.
So, anyway, my mother was talking me today and she started telling me stuff. and I mean STUFF. so then she said something 'bout bondage.. me: ncie imagery mom, you witha whip her: I didn't do whips, I used other things... Hot wax, handcuffs, champaigne, honey. me:.............. her: David was a fabulous lover, too bad he was a skitzo (spelling, I KNOW) me:... blug...honey? her: he licked it off me. me: gag, I'm drinking a caramel frappacino you know, caramel-honey, resemblance.... her: it was quite romantic.
so then she bought me a Smith's CD. Meat is Murder. (I am by the way, in no way a vegetarian)
me: is this any good? her: its why I bought it, yes its good. me: ..ok... her: I love the song Meat is Murder, make sure you listen to it. me: ok.. will do.. her: I used to strip to that song when I was young. me:... parden? her: I was the last act, and its usual some romantic music to induce sexual fantasy, but oh no, I danced to meat is murder, it was hilarious me: ....mom! don't tell me these things!!!
I have... the ... freakiest.. visits with my mother. OH GOD. I can't listen to the song Meat is Murder, I invision my mom dripping in honey, all in leathery lingerie, holding handcuffs... AHHHH
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Dead Psycho · Wed Aug 17, 2005 @ 04:43am · 2 Comments |
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