word2urmomyo2: I had a really weird dream last night.
word2urmomyo2: WANNA KNOW IT?!
xI Steal Boxersx: Dur
word2urmomyo2: Okay.....this may take a bit to type up. SO BE PATIENT!
xI Steal Boxersx: kk.
word2urmomyo2: Okay, so it started with me you and Bob standing on the side of the street, when some creepy old man with no front teeth and reallt long nose hair stopped at us and asked if we needed a ride. Bob, of course, accepted and just jumped into the car. The old man giggled and told her he was going to rape her and Mel was estatic. HAPPY ABOUT IT! Me and you went and met up with some freaky guy named Izzy, you kow, that one midget? Well, us three went to Pacific Place and started to mess with people on the elevators. Than Izzy vanished and you started running up and down the streets screaming, "HELP HELP MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" ...They weren't. I just stared at you for a few minutes blankly and skipped to Hottopic. The one in Southcenter. The hot guy was there so I raped him in the changing room. -Note; You came out of nowhere and copped a feel- Than here comes back upon a shackled Izzy-pony. I giggled, you giggled, everything was great. Than Santa came into the scene, note we are still in the changing room with the hot guy. And he was all, "HO HO HO YOU ********! I'M A FAT c**t AND I'M ALSO KELSEY'S MOTHER!" Than it took off it's mask, and it was my MOM! Than I woke up. (THE END)
xI Steal Boxersx: O_O
xI Steal Boxersx: -burst out in laughter-
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Here I am. Screaming it at you. Loud and Clear.
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[size=9]Unhealthy. 1 : not conducive to health. <br>Obsession. 1 : a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling; broadly : compelling motivation.
<b>Unhealthy Obsession.</b>[/size]
<b>Unhealthy Obsession.</b>[/size]