Previous sentence: The Snickers bar lunged at me. . . .; I quickly dodged the attack and grabbed a knife, I cut my hand and didn't care how much it hurt. It lunged again and it almost got me, but I cut it in half!!! The 2 halves came to life! I had double-trouble!!! I tried throwing things at it, but it dodged it to. I threw salt and pepper but that only made it bigger and made it sneeze. It took me many tries to kill it, I tried milk and eggs, and even some oil! It just got bigger and bigger and fused back together! I cut it into 3 pieces and it jumped on the counter. Then I said, "I must be an idiot! There is a microwave right on the counter and I didn't notice!!!!". I got it and it bit me, but that didn't stop me. I threw the chocolaty killer in to the microwave and put it on High and put it for 10 seconds. The Snickers bar melted, I lit it on fire with gasoline and a match to make sure it was dead. Later I hooked it onto a plane that was going to Africa so it could never come back. . . . I killed the Snickers Bar of Doom!!!!!
Note* How am supposed to tell my mom about the bite mark and cut?!?!?!?! gonk
ThrustTiger- Community Member 
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