Disclaimer: Everything from The Mummy is property of Stephen Sommers and Universal Studios.
Summary: The different sides Rick after a date with Evelyn. A couple weeks after the first movie.
Me Myself and I
'She gave us that smile again!' Rick heard his heart sing as he closed the door behind himself and crossed the room to change for bed.
'She even laughed at all my jokes.' he thought to himself, proudly.
'Dont forget that good night kiss!' libido called over the din his mind and heart were creating. They were thinking a little too romanticaly for his taste.
'Not bad' agreed his heart,'But that sparkle in her eyes when she thought something we said was cute.....'
'Speaking of cute... did you see how well that cute black dress fit?'
'Is that all you care about?' his heart argued.
'Duh! That's kinda what I'm here for...... Rick wouldn't be such a ladies man if I didn't.'
'Well he's not anymore. He's a one woman man now.'
'Yeah.' libido smirked,'And I havn't even gotten any action... if you ask me, he's getting soft.'
'You certainly aren't, though.' his mind remarked, sounding amused.
'Well someone's gotta do a little work around here.' libido defended.
'Oh yeah, you've got it real tough.' his heart agreed sarcastically.
'Well this isn't exactly comfortable! Being neglegted down here in these damn tight pants all day while you two decide you'd rather "just talk" then get me some releife!'
'Well maybe if you'd just--'
'I'm gonna ske her to marry us.' his mind cut in, shocking both his heart and libido into silence.
As usual, libido was the first to speek up,'You havn't even been laied yet!!'
'Oh shut up! That's so sweet! Don't forget to be romantic!'
'Dont forget to score!'
'Hey! Why don't you let me handel this, huh?' his mind suggested.
'Ha! Right! You know what happens when we let you handel things... you go totaly dumb, then end up saying something macho and pissing her off... nuh uh, not this time buddy, let me take care of things. I'm the romantic one.'
'I'm the one who'll get you some action.' reminded libido.
'No!' came the answer in unison from his heart and mind.
'.....Then he does have a point. you aren't the smartest mind around.'
'Fine... then I guess he wins...'
Rick smiled as he turned off the light.
Tomorrow he'd follow his heart and ask Evy to marry him.
And tonight a cold shower would do until he saw her again.
[Macabre][Doll] · Tue Aug 02, 2005 @ 09:48pm · 1 Comments |