So aparently some people still do love me... or that is, if I threaten some lives then I get a grand total of 4 views.
Oh well, I was true to my word, so enjoy Act 1, scenes 2-5 of Half-Baked Theater Presents Romeo and Juliet. Beware, as this piece has some graphic elements...
oh, I guess you already read it... hehe, too bad.
So, going back to Animal Crossing: Wild World. Soon after paying off my first mortgage, Nook decided to spring another one on me, then yet another. I finally got it down to 200,000 bells today.
It also didn't help that out of the first five days I played, Nook's shop was closed two of them... I still hate him for it...
My hatred of Nook was soon quelched when I was introduced to "Crazy Redd" and "the suspicious insurance salesman". Who knows if those are their real names?
I decided to make some comparisons, just to make it clearer in my mind:
1) The Insurance Salesman= The King or the Duke from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, as they were criminals who went from town to town, swindling people out of their money, and in return, the people would only be worse off than when they started.
2) Crazy Redd= The Typical Shady Guy with the Trenchcoat selling Shady type wares. He's got the booth: a "Members Only" booth, and he makes you feel like his "family" by calling you his "cousin" after you "happily give" him 3000 bells.
Shut up, I couldn't think of a better comparison.
3) Tom Nook= Thief from 8-bit Theater. Using Technical Legal Mumbo-Jumbo, he forces people into lives of servitude, and does so with no Illeaglities.
I hope this has been as informative for you as it has been for me.
Next time, on Half-Baked Theater: Storage Space in Animal Crossing: Wild World?
Piece out of the pie
Zna okrasP
'08
