P.S.
For those that don't know me i do stupid things, and sometimes for money... you were supposed to Ooo and Aww at that point... anyways, here's the story about the Jesse's dog Bruno:
He was just a puppy of a couple months when i first saw him. Lots of thoughts ran through my mind, but one stuck instantly. Could i eat dog food, then regergitate it back on my tongue, and let the dog lick it off? So i ask and Jesus says he'd give me a dollar if i did... and ta da I do it three times just for the hell of it. So then I eventually leave to brush my tongue for the next hour... One week later... I get a call saying profanity against me, but the key words was dog gay, you ruined my dreams. Ok so i don't really remember the conversation but in my mind that's what's gonna happen. So I ask what happen and he says he was taking his dog for a walk that day and his neighbor dog comes up and sniffs to say hello. Then out of no where it "saddles up" on lil pup Bruno and rides to his heart content... and Bruno took it... So... the moral of the story is... don't french your mexican friend's dog cause it will ruin his dreams of turning him into a fighter.
PSS You may think I'm sick or just playing retarted, but a friend; don't want to say any names but blah, let's just call him edward and jose had their way with Jesse's cat... and he never saw it again. Do i hear Beastiality or do I hear Rape? You decide.
Ignignot · Tue Jul 26, 2005 @ 07:40am · 3 Comments |