You know that little tic in just the one or the other eyelid that they use in movies and TV shows and other media to show you that the character is unstable or insane or about to snap or just out of it?
Yeah. I have that. Not on command, either, like it used to be. My left eye is just a little extra-blinky.
I think I'm still pretty sane, though. I mean, you can't ever really know for sure, but I'm pretty sure.
If Mike doesn't exist, that'd suck. Then I might be in trouble.
I think all it is is that my sleeping schedule is royally smegged-up.
Incidentally, (just in case you don't know already) the term "smeg" is most likely derived from "smegma," which is actually some pretty gross stuff. Kinda like earwax, it's healthy to have it, but not good if it builds up. If you're really, really curious you can go look it up. It's kinda gross, though, even by my standards. You've been warned.
So, no there isn't actually any smegma in my sleeping schedule, but I didn't say that. I said it was smegged-up, which really doesn't make any rational sense since "smeg" is only a derivative of smegma and may or may not have any actual meaning outside of a generic, albeit somewhat obscure, curse.
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