Okay I just flipped though this book that has a bunch of letter that little kids have written to God and here are some of the one's that I thought were really funny:
In sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when your on vacation?
Dear God,
Are you really invisable or is that just a trick?
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church! Is that okay?
God,
It's okay that you made different religons but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you? because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.
when you made the first man, did he work as good as we do now?
Dear god,
I am american.
What are you?
Dear God,
thank you for the baby brother but I wished for a puppy.
Dear God,
(letter)
Closeing:
Your friend but I'm not goiing to tell you who I am.
Dear God,
mabye cain and abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. it works with my brother.
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 in my family and I can never do it.
We read Thos. Edison made light. but in sunday school they said you did it. I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God,
if you let the dinosor not exist we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God,
I did not know orange and puple went together until Isaw the sunset you made on Tuseday. It was really cool.
Dear God,
I want a pony. I have not asked for anything else before. You can look it up.
This is an actually book were they photo copyed the kids letters into it. the whole book made me wonder what actually goes on inside the mids of little kids... I don't know if this whole thing was pointless and you want to laugh at me but I thought they were funny when I first read them. Anyway I have to go now so BYE BYE!!!!
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