you're elegant and graceful
charming and delightful
a more perfect woman i have never known
but stay out of the basement
the secret to your success
is hidden in an old casement
Trust me dear for grandma knows best
the adults play croket
while the children play hide and seek
all the while no one could guess
but stay out of the basement
the secret to your success
is hidden in an old casement
Trust me dear for grandma knows best
there's something wrong with this scene
a perfect family cannot exist
i don't like to sound mean
but stay out of the basement
the secret to your success
is hidden in an old casement
Trust me dear for grandma knows best
the pork is delightful
but wouldn't it be frightful
if we found it was dear missing grandpa
(rip)
but stay out of the basement
the secret to your success
is hidden in an old casement
Trust me dear for grandma always knows best
i've seen the old casement
with blood dripping from the large cracks
sorry grandma you're secret isn't very well packed
so what you're elegant and graceful
charming and delightful
a more perfect woman i have never known
but stay out of the basement
the secret to your success
is hidden in an old casement
Trust me dear for grandma knows best
dear loving grandma always knows best
Alois Transhee Community Member 
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