Thank you, Microsoft! Why don't you just ejaculate down our throats again?
Talk about a ******** business. Doesn't work for s**t, but you practically depend on it to live. Half of my four games hardly work, one crashes the computer if I play it, one freezes up randomly, and that's about it for games. Wow!
Onto Instant Messengers, Predjudice little MSN has picked out a few little dumplings to kick off, and LEAVE off. AOL, always bragging about how wonderful and user-friendly they are won't turn on, yet when I attempt to uninstall it to reinstall it, it gives me some "You can't uninstall until exitting the program! surprised " bullshit.
Oh yes, and now to the programs! I actually make a nice looking picture in Photostudio just to have it s**t IN MY FACE!!! Just randomly, it says "We need to closebye" and exits out, deleting my picture completely. Alas, that doesn't compare to the one I've had before, where even after I saved the picture, it crashed. My first response: "Phew, glad I saved that." I go through my files to find it... Thanks, you deleted it, and took about four other of my favorite pictures with you, you c**t.
I tell you, the only way to get rich is to royally screw someone. So why not? How about now I design a product that everyone will buy, yet it won't work? Why not invent a toilet that randomly pulls s**t (No pun intended) from the sewer/septic tank, and spits it out onto your a** while you're dropping a load? Why not invent a toaster that can shock you from another room? Oh wait, I got it! I think I'll make a COMPUTER!
Normally I'd be bitching about how the Gaia servers act, but hey! You admins have been doing a nice job keeping the place running. There's some lag issues but meh, I'm on dial-up, I don't care. Anything faster than paint drying is fine with me. I suppose the reason Gaia's been acting fine is because there haven't been any new updates? Heh, keep up the good work, Admins. Don't add anything for a while, this s**t's getting good.
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Anywho, you have some good points there (the toaster and toilet idea were pretty comical, too). Sorry to hear your comp's so screwy.. maybe you should try switching to Linux? It's (in my opinion) a weaker variation of Unix, but I've also heard it's loads more reliable than Windows. I also believe it's free. If you're interested, remind me next time we're both on the IM and I'll get you some info.