Okay, so i plan to write about all the crazy things that happen to me or others... some days. is this idea perfect? No. and i don't expect it to be. nobody readt this crap anyways. Whats the point? i dunno but its something to do when your BORED AS HELL!!!
Okay so here is what happened to me today:
My dad woke me up at like 8:00 AM! Just so I could clean before the lady that cleans our house gets there... UHH HELLO!!!!!!!!!! Cleaners clean so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!!! And it didn't help that I went to bed at 2:30 ether. Then my grandpa came over. omg. He told me to do the laundry, clean the living room, take stuff upstairs, it doesn’t help that I’m a lazy S.O.B. ether. So that’s why I’m complaining more. When he FINNALY leaves, him and my dad, the cleaner lady is still there I was all WTF!! You don’t leave a 13 year old at home alone with some deranged cleaner!!! What if she squirted me in the eye with Windex?! or chocked me out with a cloth?! DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!?!? THEN ON THE FLOOR YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER IN A PUDDLE OF WINDEXED TEARS!!! WILL YOU BE HAPPIER?!?!?
Or scenario #2 I could have killed her stashed the body in a river leave home, never come back to escape the police finding me. MOVE TO ALASKA CHANGE MY NAME TO DANCES WITH WHAILS UNDERGO PLASTIC SERGERY 57 TIMES SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO I AM THEN GROW UP TO BE THAT CRAZY LADY THAT ALWAYS LIVES DOWN AT THE END OF YOUR STREET WITH 92 CATS!!!! STAYING HOME IS BEGINNING TO SOUND ALOT BETTER THAN HOME DEPOT RIGHT ABOUT NOW ISN'T IT?!?!?
Or scenario #3 after she left I could have thrown one of my sxyprtyz and invite all the bad influences you never wanted me around. WE'D PROBABLY SMOKE CRACK HALLUSINATE ABOUT SOME GIANT TWEETY BIRD ABOUT TO ATTAC US!!! RUN OUTSIDE FORGETTING WE STILL LEFT THE MARAJUANA HEATERS ON BURN THE HOUSE DOWN GET HIT MY LOADS OF TRAFFIC ALL BECAUSE YOU WENT TO HOME DEPOT!!!!!!!!
*clears throat* and that’s what happened today...
My dad woke me up at like 8:00 AM! Just so I could clean before the lady that cleans our house gets there... UHH HELLO!!!!!!!!!! Cleaners clean so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!!! And it didn't help that I went to bed at 2:30 ether. Then my grandpa came over. omg. He told me to do the laundry, clean the living room, take stuff upstairs, it doesn’t help that I’m a lazy S.O.B. ether. So that’s why I’m complaining more. When he FINNALY leaves, him and my dad, the cleaner lady is still there I was all WTF!! You don’t leave a 13 year old at home alone with some deranged cleaner!!! What if she squirted me in the eye with Windex?! or chocked me out with a cloth?! DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!?!? THEN ON THE FLOOR YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER IN A PUDDLE OF WINDEXED TEARS!!! WILL YOU BE HAPPIER?!?!?
Or scenario #2 I could have killed her stashed the body in a river leave home, never come back to escape the police finding me. MOVE TO ALASKA CHANGE MY NAME TO DANCES WITH WHAILS UNDERGO PLASTIC SERGERY 57 TIMES SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO I AM THEN GROW UP TO BE THAT CRAZY LADY THAT ALWAYS LIVES DOWN AT THE END OF YOUR STREET WITH 92 CATS!!!! STAYING HOME IS BEGINNING TO SOUND ALOT BETTER THAN HOME DEPOT RIGHT ABOUT NOW ISN'T IT?!?!?
Or scenario #3 after she left I could have thrown one of my sxyprtyz and invite all the bad influences you never wanted me around. WE'D PROBABLY SMOKE CRACK HALLUSINATE ABOUT SOME GIANT TWEETY BIRD ABOUT TO ATTAC US!!! RUN OUTSIDE FORGETTING WE STILL LEFT THE MARAJUANA HEATERS ON BURN THE HOUSE DOWN GET HIT MY LOADS OF TRAFFIC ALL BECAUSE YOU WENT TO HOME DEPOT!!!!!!!!
*clears throat* and that’s what happened today...
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