You Got an Orphan!
You picked up a Orphan Name from the Orphanage!
You picked up a Orphan Name from the Orphanage!
Mildred :
Once one of us stepped on Mr. Raccoon's tail. We had to offer Billy in repentance. Poor Billy.
Mildred :
I used to have a teddy bear, but ever since Mr. Raccoon moved in, I've been afraid of small mammals.
Gilbert :
The orphanage is home to diverse wildlife.
Gilbert :
Mr. Raccoon is proud of his opposable thumbs.
Gilbert :
Sometimes I think I hear weeping in Mr. Raccoon's attic, but it must just be the rain.
Gilbert :
Some people will tell you that a raccoon can't take control of a small building.
Gilbert :
Mr. Raccoon lives in the attic. He controls the orphanage from the kitchens to the common areas.
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Blair :
I've been to other orphanages, but this one certainly has the best imitation gruel mix. You can taste the paprika!!!
Blair :
When it comes to orphanages, this place is like the Costco of air born respiratory diseases.
Blair :
This place is pretty darn good if you forget the bad food, living conditions, and frequent attacks by small rodents.
Blair :
I can count to 19 on all my fingers and toes!!!
Blair :
I hope I get adopted by a family of astronauts.
Blair :
It's not bad being an orphan, the union is amazing!!!
Blair :
I don't like to think of myself as being hungry, but more as nutritionally challenged.
Blair :
That little orphan Annie was a lie!!!
Mimi :
I've learned to sleep with my eyes open.
boy and girl(jumpsuit)
Mimi :
The other orphans pretend that Mr. Raccoon doesn't exist just to get by.
Mimi :
Ms. Cooper says I've developed an acute case of agrizoophobia. What does that mean?
Mimi :
Ms. Cooper tried to get Mr. Raccoon out of the attic, but when she came back she was a different person. She seemed broken, somehow.
Mimi :
I wish I had some hardtack from the orphanage. We used to have soft cookies, but Mr. Raccoon demanded all the chewy food.
Mimi :
Mr. Raccoon is proud of his opposable thumbs.
Damp Dan :
*cough* *cough* Can I replace my lungs with balloons? Better yet replace them with robo-lungs?
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Lil' Gaspy :
Oh, I don't mind the cold. I lost most of the feeling in my skin years ago.
Lil' Gaspy :
I want to go caroling, but my little orphan lungs are so weak.
Lil' Gaspy :
A raccoon's taken over the kitchens at the orphanage, but we have the bedrooms.
Lil' Gaspy :
Some of the other orphans are really bitey. I'm lucky to have my thumbs!
Lil' Gaspy :
One time an angry tapir chased me up a tree. I was up there for weeks!
Lil' Gaspy :
Tanbark is our chewing gum!
Lil' Gaspy :
Our beds have been nice and cozy since we switched from gravel to dirt.
Lil' Gaspy :
Ms. Cooper takes care of us, when she's sober.
Lil' Gaspy :
Thanks for taking me out for Xmas. Our coat-hanger Xmas tree was depressing.
Lil' Gaspy :
Any meal becomes more filling if you just add a little sawdust!
Lil' Gaspy :
At the orphanage, we have to choose between eating and drinking.
Sunako :
The great thing about lungs is that you only really need one of them. Hear that, lefty? Deteriorate all you want, I've got a spare!
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Stinky Phillipe :
I've still got most of my teeth. Can you believe some people just throw them away!?
Stinky Phillipe :
I stopped growing a few years ago.
Stinky Phillipe :
My darned hair keeps falling out!
Stinky Phillipe :
I've always wanted to be in a potato sack race...
Stinky Phillipe :
If we save up enough gold, we can buy a roof for the orphanage.
Stinky Phillipe :
We orphans can't handle your rich food filled with "actual nutrients".
Stinky Phillipe :
We only have one book in the orphanage, but it's written in Portuguese...
Stinky Phillipe :
I'm glad you're taking care of me. Ms. Cooper spent all our Xmas savings on eggnog.
Clod :
Hardtack is the staple of my diet, next to staples themselves. Could I trouble you for some hardtack?
Clod :
I am going to get adopted... now!! Wait, wait for it... NOW!!!
Clod :
I don't see what the other orphans are complaining about, I really enjoy this off and on eating schedule.
Clod :
I try not to think of it as parents half-empty but parents half-full.
Clod :
I was voted 'Most Adoptable Orphan' for second year in a row.
Clod :
*shiver* I am not just cold, I am shivering with style.
Clod :
Ooo, it's my turn to use the blanket tonight!!!
Clod :
Why do we have to bathe, it takes a lot of time to develop this level of grime.
Clod :
I am a top of the line orphan. I got all my shots, I am good to go!!!
Clod :
*cough* I think that cough broke something loose.
Clod :
My New Year's resolution is to no longer be an orphan.
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Sunako :
Did you know that I smile over sixteen thousand times per day? One time I got really bored because I hadn't eaten or slept in eight weeks and I decided to count. And, yep, sixteen thousand.
Sunako :
Anyone who doesn't love Shabby Meadows is just a huge sourpuss. This place is great. Getting adopted would be great, too. Hey, I'm fine with whatever.
Sunako :
I just love all the other orphans. Sure, sometimes the bigger kids beat me senseless just to steal and eat the lint from my pockets, but I can tell that, deep in their hearts, they mean well.
Sunako :
Hey, call me an optimist, but I think the world will pretty much be perfect forever, starting... now.
Sunako :
Whoo! Call me crazy, but I kinda love the feeling of intense skeleton pain. It's exhilarating!
Sunako :
I'm amazed that civilization didn't just collapse after they invented the cup and ball. It's so much fun, why would anyone ever bother going to work again? Leave me alone with a cup and ball and I'll forget to eat for weeks on end.
Sunako :
The cup and ball represents the ultimate pinnacle of all human endeavor. I can't believe they don't cost like a million dollars. If you get me one, I promise to never put it down as long as I live.
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