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I am Iron Man
Smoking Marijuana from a pepsi can.. I'm gunna go to the monkey's house for 2 hours and make sure I don't eat all his banannas or he'll eat all my cheese and then I'll have to cry cuz cheese is the best so I guess I just won't eat any of his bananas cuz I don't wanna take the risk of losing my cheese so I'm just gunna chill at his house without eating anything exept I might get a little hungry but if I do I'll just bring my own snacks so I don't lose my cheese cuz cheese is better than any other food you can possibly eat because it's smushy and deliciously delicious and it makes my heart smile but I still like other foods besides cheese exept cheese is just the best so I guess I can eat other stuff too but I just like to eat cheese the most... there once was a man named "damned" ... I guess his parents hated him ... there once was a man who had some bread that had lots of mold on it but he was blind so he ate it any way ... he was never seen again after that day ... well I mean by himself ... well maybe there was a woman that has a beard and a bear so they played together cuz the bear thought she was a bear ... I thought my car was a toaster once ... the the car blew up ... I once made a joke that wasn't funny ... wait did I say "once"? ... I thoght there was a white guy from Mexico ... his license plate say "California" ... I later found out it was my distant cousin ... a couple miles distant actually ... There was this guy who only had one leg ... so I gave him a egg and said, "now all you need is an 'l'" ... I think I've been typing this too long but I don't really care cuz I need the practice cuz I type waaay too slow so maybe I'll type faster after all this ... maybe ... I think there was this cow that was brown and pink ... or maybe that was a dream ... I thought thre was this hairless goat ... but when I looked back all I saw was a pig ... one time cody was playing basketball ... So there was this chick who walked by and she was super ugly and super fat ... wait, maybe that was you ... I don't think you're actually going to read this far so I'll just say this ... "Unlike Rosa Parks, Your mom likes it in the back of the bus" ... You're so dumb, when you get in a car, you put your seatbelt on ... OOH ... I thought that one was good ... did you? ... I think maybe I should stop but I'm making a goal to use all 5000 characters ... that could take a while ... so far there's 2578 ... exept every time I type something else it changes ... hmmmm....... I wonder why ... I think it has something to do with a limit or something ... if I'm typing something then it just stops ... it's probably cuz I ran out of charaters ... that'd be cool to actually use up all the characters ... I'm gunna do it you just watch me ...
I-H-O-P-NESS ... Spell "pig" backwards and say "funny colors" ... I think you'll get that one after a while ... Unlike back home, the guy at 6:30 at starbucks that looks like George Clooney ... IS GEORGE CLOONEY ... Maybe it always has been ... 1990 charaters left ... 1966 characters right ... I thought I'd just say that just cuz I want to ... My sister's party is tomorrow and I have to help decorate later ... should be fun ... I think she's dumb ... and I can say that cuz nobody's gunna read this far to hear it anyways ... at least I hope not ... anybody who does has no life just like me writing it ... I think at least one person will ... *cough* Bubba *cough* ... Hey Bubba! ... if you're reading this ... your a big fat poopy liar ... I'm sending this to 3 people and I don't think the other 2 I sent it to will read this cuz they don't love me ... so I'll just type like I'm talking to you ... remember on halo when you stuck me with the grenade and I ran out to the enemies ... classic ... hahaha ... I killed 3 grunts and 1 jackal ... and I hurt an elite ... I wonder why we never use that strategy anymore ... maybe cuz we're so good now we can just take them down without that plan ... nah ... what was I thinking ... maybe I wasn't like always ... there's only a little bit left to go so don't stop reading yet ... 904 characters left ... I'm sitting here eating stick pretzels while thinking of "you know who" I just can't get her off my mind like always ... but I think no one's gunna read this far so that's the only reason I'm talking about her ... 666 characters left ... OMG!!!! ... I just noticed that ... AAAAHHHH!! .... We're all gunna die!!! ... Oh well I know where I'm going ... I just wish I could have converted more people before I went ... wait a minute I'm still alive ... YAY! ... now I can still play baseball and basketball ... which reminds me the taquito on isle 3 dropped on the floor, can you go clean that up??? ... Well, I'm almost done with all the characters so I'll say my goodbyes ... so one time I was at school and I was going to class and I was going thru a door but I forgot to open it so I smashed right into it and broke it with my head ... I don't know why I did that ... Bye No more..