Television, once you've seen it all, its amazing just how much of it still amazes you. It amazes me, in that wow my teacher is gay, sort of way. Take for example this commercial for the new "twisted" cheetos. What the ********? First off, they're the same damn cheese covered crunchy things, but that's beyond the point, they don't want the kids to know that.
Anyway, this commercial, its got kids fishing. And I'm thinking, ******** 'ell, how many kids fish these days? Really, you look at society and not many kids fish, its a hunting and gathering thing, and we're in the era of meals on wheels. ******** this cavemen s**t!
So, these kids are fishing, and the creepy cat dude walks up and starts downing these cheese covered crunchy things, and then bam! The kids are on crack. Swordfish. If a kid knows what the ******** a swordfish is, I'd be surprised. But I digress, these kids were water skiing with swordfish. How ******** cool is that. Not very.
You show a kid skiing with sharks, now that's one thing, but swordfish? I'm thinking to myself, wow, they realy are twisted buggers behind these marketing schemes. These are the ******** that ******** their daughters when no one i looking. And the swordfish is like, harharhar, stupid shark took it up the a**!
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