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I'm keeping this description short, because you've heard it all before.
And to all who have sent me PMs recently, my computer started freezing, and I clicked in a couple of places and... well, if you want a question answered, please send it again. Glad you're all enjoying them, though!
*gets to work on next part, The Borley Haunted Mansion*
If you're wondering why i'm doing it all so quickly, I decided to stay here this weekend, and not go to my Dad's, so i've been able to them all quicker! But part 16 may take longer.. back at college tomorow, and i'm not free AT ALL. Sucks, I know. So I thought i'd be nice and make part 14 and 15 at once for you! ^_^
This day/week/year/month, whatever, Heather picks up philosophy, and Douglas and Claudia have a much needed chat..
*Rollercoaster*
Heather: "Danger! Do not put arms or legs outside of carriage, unless you have already. in which case, you have no arms or legs." Fair enough.
*Control Panel room*
Heather: Okay, the button is red. Oh no, wait! That's a bad colour! Oh, it's green now. Everything is fine.
*Starts walking down the rollercoaster track*
Heather: I'm on a rollercoaster. Life is like a rollercoaster, I suppose. There's always a sudden stop at the end. It seems like i'm halfway through, and i'm about to break down. Although, there's no food or drink allowed on the rollercoaster, so I don't know how that would work.
*Notices the carriage zooming towards her*
Heather: Oh wait, death is heading my way. Er, jump off time. Wheee!
***~~~***
*Front of the amusement park*
Claudia: I hired you to find the girl.. which must have been hard.
Douglas: Well, everyone ends up at Happy Burger eventually. You lied to me about Heather. I don't like being used. Because most of the time I get used, I end up in my boxers.
Claudia: What is a lie? I know of no such thing. Or am I lying?
Douglas: That Heather was kidnapped from you. How do you explain that?
Claudia: Badly, I suppose. It is true, though. She was originally one of us. She knew exactly what she was getting herself involved in! As.. she was being sacraficed. That man.. Harry Mason, for those of you not quite keeping up, stole her away from us. He brainwashed her!
Douglas: Isn't that a good thing? I mean, if it was washed, then it would be clean from your presumably dirty thoughts.
Claudia: She carries God within her.
Douglas: Please don't use metaphors.
Claudia: ..No, she really has God within her.
Douglas: Really?
Claudia: She will usher in the eternal paradise..
Douglas: Oh yeah?! Well you can ush her out of this! What kind of place is that?
Claudia: There will be no pain, no sickness, no old age..
Douglas: No room?
Claudia: Well, it will be pretty crowded. There will be no greed.. unless you want some. But don't have too much.
Douglas: No this, no that, no survival horror videogames. A paradise for castrated sheep, maybe.
Claudia: There will be no castrated sheep.
Douglas: Sounds pretty boring, then.
Claudia: Well, I did focus quite heavily on the stuff that won't be there, I admit. But it is a paradise, so there will be quite a few good things there. I do pity you.
*Douglas points his gun at her*
Douglas: Your pity is pretty boring!
Claudia: You're going to kill me? Oh.. wasn't expecting that, actually. Is it so easy for you?
Douglas: Even easier.. i'm on beginner difficulty!
Claudia: Then I really do pity you. You won't kill me.
Douglas: I've done it before. Just on someone else, obviously.
***~~~***
*Back at Heather =D*
Heather: Ugh.. you know, i've just realised something about that rollercoaster.. no-one was driving it!
*Sits up from the ground and looks up at the track*
Heather: It doesn't look like a very big drop from down here.
*Looks down at the hole in the ground beside her, and starts climbing down it*
Heather: Well, at least i've fallen somewhere I can continue with the rest of the story! That rarely happens.
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 Will Kill For EXP · Sun Nov 11, 2007 @ 03:09pm · 1 Comments |
