Personal Log of Lieutenant Commander XenoProbe of the Zurg Starfleet.
I have settled myself back to my cabin after my long, and invoulentary, absence during my failed expedition.
Allow me to explain.
Some time ago I went outside to explore the World Wide Web through out telecommunication output consol. It was a crude device but it was managable nonetheless.
I could not have foreseen the hazards of such an journey. I had merely decided to stay inside a room and explore. That was all. Obviously, I was wrong.
I spent over 4 months in solitude surfing the World Wide Web without knowing the danger I was in. 2 moths ago I was discovered by the janitor-bot and was brought to rehab. Now I am healthy again but... The Internets... Sorry, the World Wide Web is an addicting thing.
I have to learn to live moderatly. It will be tough but I am confident that-Wait, what is this? ... Hm. Hmhm... Heh.. Hehe.. Ha! HAHAHA! HAHA LULZ
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Data: Personal Long Entry: Lt.Cmdr XenoProbe.
This is a transcript of Log Entries made by the Lieutenant Commander XenoProbe of the Zurg Starfleet entered after the intial encounter with the backwater planet called "Earth."
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BUT I'M ON THE PHOOONE!