Script for OMG GAMES!
Parents (together in monotony): Happy Birthday Twins! You can open your presents now!
Julie: (unwrapping her presents) Sweet! Jewelry! and a platinum card! Thanks mom and dad!
Mom: (coldly) open your present, Tim.
{Tim opens his badly-wrapped gift to find a toy truck}
Tim: OK…. What the crap?
Mom: What were you expecting? An Art-PeeGee? (Intentionally butchering the term RPG)
Julie: (bragging) nice present, Tim!
Tim: Shut up, a**
Julie: Geek
Tim: Don’t make me PWN U, N00BLET!
Mom: PLEASE STOP! You’re the same!
[to dad] Don’t twins have the same thoughts?
Julie: (thinking) Using mom and dad
Tim: (thinking) d00d pwnag3 i5 t3h b357!
Dad: (thinking) being a jackass
Mom: (thinking) hot lesbian Porn
{all heads turn to mom as if they can hear her}
Mom: What?! I’m bi-curious!
Tim: (rolling eyes) Well, as much as I would like to wonder what mom does in her spare time, I’m gonna go before things really get weird.
Dad: What are you going to do with your life, Tim?
Tim: (heatedly) I’m GOING TO LEVEL UP!
{Dad contorts his face like he is ready to cry}
Scene switches to local game store
Tim: Games. Games. Games. Oh my god! Games.
Tim: (on phone to friends) let’s get some games. Let’s get some games. Let’s get some games. Get some games.
Tim: oh my god games. Games. Games. Oh my god games!
Tim: This game rules (points to World of Warcraft)
This game sucks (points to Alien Hominid)
This game rules (points to Halo 2)
This game sucks! (points to Yu-Gi-Oh! Game)
Tim: games. Games. Games. Oh my god games.
Tim: This game rules (points to Gears of War)
This game sucks (points to XIII)
This game sucks (I Love My Katamari)
This GAME SUCKS! (Final Fantasy XI ONLINE)
Sales person 1: I think you have too many games.
Tim: (interjecting) get owned!
SP2: I think you have too many games
Tim: get owned!
SP3: I think you have too many games
Tim: GET OWNED!!
Tim: (holding SP3 on ground with foot) R-Tard n00b
R-Tard n00b,
Tim : (on cell calling friends) lets get some games, lets get some games, lets get some games. LETS LAN PARTY!
Tim: PS3 is 500 dollars
Ps3 is 500 dollars
Ps3 is 500 ******** dollars
Lets buy it!
SP4 : I don’t think that this game will work.. I mean, your console is… kinda last gen.
Tim: oh…. Oh….. oh……oh….. by the way, N00b, ******** you!! ******** You!!! ******** YOU!
(Tim and company are blindly pushing buttons on XBOX 360 controller with lights flashing on their faces while music plays)
{Various scenes from awesome games play and characters dressed like Zelda fight with cardboard swords, light sabers, and fake guns}
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