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Ever had one of those feelings where you fair-dinkum feel lilke you're crap at everything and a total goose?
I always do.
Infact, me, inside, feels that way about me all the time.
Bottled up inside me somewhere.
Fair-dinkum.

Yes, this is going to be one of those emotional thingy-me-bob-chuka-poo. Bugger me, i'm rambling on now.

I don't know, but usually on first impression, people would think i'm the biggest tool. (Yes, I switched topics. Go Me.. wait.. no... its bad). To my friends, I dunno how they think of me, some think i'm a funny person, others like to hang out with me or soemthing, but to people who have got no idea who I am, probably think i'm a tool. Why?

1) I usually fart in public. Not many people find it funny. I personally find it hilarious. Also trying to hide them is also great fun.
I have this thing from now on, if ever I fart, I pick my teeth, so they know its me.
*farts*
"Who was that!?!"
*I pick my teeth*
"EVAN!!! YUK!!!"

2) I use toilet humour alot. For example:
(Q) What smells funny?
(A) Clown Poo.
see?
People can get offended by that.

3) I sorta speak really Aussie and use tons of bloody aussie slang. People will usually bloody think i'm derro or some lil bugger from Outback who raises sheep. Either that or I have 10 koalas for pets with my eucalyptus tree outback.

4) I can be really random at times, especially with answering simple questions, then I bloody burst out in laughter.
"Hey Evan, how are you going?"
I reply "EEEEEEEEUOOOOAAAAAA chuckaAAAAA BUM!!" And then I burst out into laughter.
Or I might just say "Baby Orangutans" or some other random thing when we're just trying to meet each other, or during a fairly serious convo.

Meh, tool to some people, alright to others.
Can't win I spose.
Except if you come first in a race.
Wait... I'm just being an dill now.

Amazing fact #21
Ancient Egyptians worshipped cabbages.

<3 DT