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♥Mae West Quotes♥
When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.

A hard man... is good to find

It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.

He who hesitates is last.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

So many men... so little time

Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful

Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in the house... is worth two in the street

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It's better to be looked over, than overlooked

Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you

Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
rofl
To err is human -- but it feels divine

His mother should have thrown him away...and kept the stork

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !" Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie

I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported

When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her

I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day... and Fox all night.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I used to be Snow White... but I drifted

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain

I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better

It's hard to be funny...when you have to be "clean"

I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini






User Comments: [20]
Navior
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 08:18pm


Meh bro said "WTF?" to the "Good sex is like a good Bridge... If you don't have good partner, you'd better have a good hand" lol.


SwingMeVintage
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 11:08pm


I know it's sooo funny!!!!!


SocalsTeenageSuicide
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 11:58pm


.................


SwingMeVintage
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 @ 11:59pm


what?


Navior
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Mon Sep 24, 2007 @ 05:27am


Maybe he was thinking "SMEXY!!!!" LOL!!!!


SwingMeVintage
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 @ 12:22am


lol!


Navior
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 @ 12:24am


I'm serious stare


SwingMeVintage
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 @ 12:27am


ask him!


Navior
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 @ 12:32am


He said "......*Sneeze*.....*sniff*......yes." eek


SwingMeVintage
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 @ 01:24am


lol


Navior
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 @ 07:23am


D:


freaksRkool
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Sun Sep 30, 2007 @ 05:57am


THAT IS SOME FUNNY s**t!! 4laugh


SwingMeVintage
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Sun Sep 30, 2007 @ 04:19pm


lol i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Navior
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 @ 04:27am


I have both a good partner and a good hand!


SwingMeVintage
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Wed Oct 03, 2007 @ 07:13pm


wow!
too much info!
was that you mashenka or aleks?


Navior
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Thu Oct 04, 2007 @ 01:51am


Mashenka lol.


SwingMeVintage
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Sun Oct 07, 2007 @ 05:45pm


wow!
what partner?


Navior
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Sun Oct 07, 2007 @ 10:57pm


My bf!


SwingMeVintage
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Tue Oct 09, 2007 @ 06:09pm


eek rolleyes


Navior
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Tue Oct 09, 2007 @ 08:59pm


talk2hand


User Comments: [20]
 
 
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