So yeah Durem fails and sucks and is a stupid town with fail and suck buildings and fail and especially fail and suck stores and a salon with fail and sucky hairstyles. Vanessa is a whore and likes to show cleavage which is why all the stupid guys want to stay at Durem because Vanessa likes to sleep with everyone and likes to stare inside your eyes and hypnotize you into buying her fail and suck hairstyles which only people who like to fail and suck would want to buy. I don't know about you but since she's a prostitute and dirty whore, she probably slept with Edmund who has a scar that looks like he fought in World War II against the Nippon Japs. Stupid people want to be near Edmund because he slept with that whore Vanessa and also because he has that stupidly expensive inventory with shitty old styles which is why stupid people who fail and suck like him because they like old farts and old farts with old styles and old farts who wear and sell old styles that fail and suck. I also don't know why his beard is a different color from his hair. It's probably because he got the hair AIDS from Vanessa, that whorish prostitute whore with two hair colors. There are also other whores in Durem Moira, Natasha, and those dead crack-whores the Von Helsons. With so many whores, no wonder a lot of people joined Durem so they can have large city-wide orgies with the whores who have the stupid virus that makes everyone even more stupid so everyone becomes the embodiment of suck and fail and everyone becomes retarded and become cavemen. This is why the city is still stuck in the medieval times with its suckfail architecture. Everyone was too high to notice that they were living in this crappy city that is sealed like a cave. No city would have buildings that look this old and look like they gonna fall any day which in my mind wouldn't be a bad idea since the city is so fail and they would not even rebuild this city because of its suck. They will not even build a memorial to all the stupid people who died because they are stupid and are made of suck and fail and then they would just bury every stupid and bad thing that was in the city and then they would celebrate on top of the fail and suck city that they just buried because no one would miss them and no one would care about what they've ever done because Durem fails and sucks.
Except maybe Moira, she's hot. "
That made me laugh so hard XD
Cause while I was reading it
I imagined the voice of that dude from family guy saying it
He was that chinese dude in the commercial
"Why am I rich and you're not? Why do you not sell realistate like I do? You suck! I sleep with your wife while you're at work. You fail. Call now!"
XDD
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