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Miscellaneous Pick-up Lines of Notable Hilarity These are the most random and stupid of the lines I have heard recently. Enjoy, my lovelies. Most funny: You must be doing something right, I want you more than Mario! No one passes math homework quite as beautifully as you do. Personal favorite: You should get some body armor. Seriously, you'd look sexy in a bullet-proof vest. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean? ...yeah I can't think of many more that are interesting. SOrry. I'll update! XD OH! And just making sure you all know this one: "Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

Posted by: NicolePie Thu Aug 23, 2007 @ 01:33am

"What good fortune for those in power that people do not think." -Adolf Hitler
"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." -Ernest Hemingway ( heart )

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Commented on: Thu Aug 23, 2007 @ 11:24pm


	Haha. The FBI, that brings back fond memories. "Assume the position!" "What position?!"

Commented on: Mon Aug 27, 2007 @ 05:16am


	whee

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The Demon of Soul Flame
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Commented on: Thu Aug 30, 2007 @ 07:15pm


	twisted Yeah Ni what position

Commented on: Sat Nov 10, 2007 @ 03:44pm


	I must put my personal favorite from Boomer's arsonal. "If you were a pirate, there would be a parrot on this shoulder. cheesy-arm-over-shoulder-ploy-guys-pull-at-movie-theaters Or this one...." xd Your welcome. There is also, "Your lips look so lonely. May I keep them company?"

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