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Evil quiz (I steal from my fab sister Sesshia. So sue me) |
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Supposed to test if you're evil...hehe...I know the answer, but I'll take it.
1. What do you want for x-mas? [Stuff.] 2.How old are you? [Who wants to know?] 3.where did your soul come from? [I think it was E-bay.] 4.Do you have a family? [No. I magically poofed on the face of the earth.] 5.Where would you prefer to live? [California.] 6.God or Satan? [Spider-Pig.] 7.Do you believe that death can cost a better price then living?[ I dunno, never really died...at least as far as i know..] 8.How do you spell evil? [Must I do EVERYTHING for you people? D I C K C H E N E Y.] 9.Can you say that you have powers? [Can you say you were smoking dope when you made this?] 10.If so what kind? if not, what do you want? [Uh...I wanna lightsaber. =3] 11.What is your favorite animal? [Cows.] heart 12.Would you kill that animal? [Duh.] 13.Do you like eggs? [I LIKE...EGGGGGSSS =]] 14.How many times have you cursed in your life? [Pshh. You think I'd keep count?] 15.How many peopleyou tricked or manipulated?[maniwa?] 16.Did they deserve it? [Oh, gee, I dunno, what do you think? <<] 17.What do you dress as for Halloween? [Whatever I dont throw up on] 18.Do you wear contacs? [No!] 19.You like to go shopping? [Alchohol? Yess. Clothes? YESSS. Anything in a mall? YESS!] 20.How many friends do you have? [...I have friends?] 21.Where is your knife located? [Where is Mr. Spock located??] 22.Would you kill a ninja? [Already did.] 23.Assassination? [Emancipation?] 24.Rains what? [Is that a trick question?] 25.Hercules or Hades? [They both suck.] 26.Pegasus or Cerberus? [Pasadena.] 27.Have you faked a heart attack? [No...a seziure once.] 28.Do you swim with Alligators? [Do you run with cheetas?] 29.Do you drink blood? [Not unless Im sockked in the mouth] 30.Have you ever eated... pig brains? [Does that count as lard?] 31.Jumped off a cliff or a roof? [I'd rather not, thanks] 32.Nailed into a wall for no reason? [Wha?] 33.Have you ever punched a wall so hard that it left a hole? [No. There was this one guy though...] 34.Been to a mental institution? [I cant remember] 35.Called an old person a hag or crow? [Yep.] 36.Do you like the movie... "Halloweentown"? [Meh. I like 'Ferris Buhler's day off' better. 37.What about Monster House? [No.] 38.Are you aware of someone that is plain idiotic? [All around me] 39.Did you ever hurt that person? [Pshh. When I was drunk.] 40.What kind of music do you listen to? Pop or Rock? [whatever the drunk monkies tell me] 41.Do you like ghosts? [They're my friends but...pretty desprate to get serious with them. I mean its like....ew..] 42.Why so? [Damn phasing.] 43.Would you prefer candy or chocolate? [Chuck Norris.] 44.Blood or guts? [I perfer happy fluffy bunnies.] 45.Any games you play that you slaughter people or w/e? [Uhhh....define 'games'] 46.Do you look before you jump? [No, just in case itrs a LOOOONG way down.] 47.What would you do if you saw a dead person? [Think he was asleep and move on.] 48.what about a dead animal? [Again, think it was asleep and move on] 49.A dead mythological creature? [SEE ABOVE.] 50.Do you want a dragon? [Hah. Already have one.] 51.What is the sun to you? [Blinding.] 52.What is the moon to you? [round] 53.What about the stars? [pretty] 54.You have a favorite planet, and why? [Oreotopia, I get free oreos! That's where they come from...] 55.Are you rude in public? [At times.] 56.Do you stalk your neighboors? [Not worth my time.] 57.Kick down a door when your mad? [Yes. =D] 58.Do you harm youself just for pleasure? [No....why would i? Getting hurt is owie..] 59.Do you like to harm others more then you do an animal? [Hm. Both sorta the same, only if its cute.] 60.Being honest with these questions? [Who said anything about honesty?] 61.Ever manilpulate someone so bad it haunted them? [No. Dont really give a shti about it, usually.] 62.What word do you like most from the bible? ['the'. The only word I read before I passed out from drinking.] 63.Ever seen Resident Evil? [What do i look like, a nerd?] 64.The third movie comes out in Sept. Are you gonna go see it? [........what year?] 65.I know I am,but do you care? [Not really.] 66.You shouldnt, why do you assume I say that? [You havent any better to do. Besdies, you're on dope, remember?] 67.Are you laughing right now? [O_O GODDAMNN...YOU PSYCHIC?] 68.Have you wanted to taste somethings blood, but you couldnt? [No. I threw a worm at the ceiling of my school and it stuck once, though.] 69.Vampires or Lycanthropes? [GO SUCK MARIO'S SHLONG!] 70.Serpent or Barney? [Kittens] 71.What do you think about the "Chupacabra"? [Needs some skin lotion.] 72.Do you think that "goat Sucker" is a good name for it? [What? The Chupamablahblah or the lotion?] 73.How do you feel now? [Bored/tired] 74.Feel like partying later? [Is there gonna be beers?] 75.What does or will your party consist of? [Me, Myself, and good ol' alcohol.] 76.Are you in a cult? [You mean like the ones with the pantyhoes? As if.] 77.If so, do you have fun, if not what kind of cult do you want to be in? [Dont wanna. =P] 78.Do you like Hurricanes? Earthquakes or Tsunamis better? [Tell me, does horrible occurances make you giggle?] 79.What do you think about aliens? [What the FLUCK are probes?] 80.Have you ever had a really bad nightmare that you couldnt escape? [Yes. Only because it got good near the end.] 81.Do you have good dreams sometimes? [Define 'good'.] 82.What would you do if you saw Michael Jackson? [Throw Tiny Tim and him and run] 83.Do you want to meet Donnie Darko? [Who the fluck is that?] 84.What is your favorite number? [7] 85.Lucky number? [7] 86.What kind of car do you have or want? [I dont know If I'll be able to drive it without spinning out of control so....a box.] 87.You nocturnal? [With enough caffiene] 88.Whats your favorite food? [Sushi and seafood crepes.] 89.What would you do if you were kidnapped? [Not notice until later.] 90.How much pain do you think you can bare? [A lot.] 91.Whats your favorite curse word? [Hex.] 92.Put it in one of your favorite sentences. ['If you dont gimme yer rum, Im gonna hex yeh.'] 93.Can you recall a horrible memory? [Yeah.] 94.How many times have you thrown knives at a door or wall etc.? [I dont count.] 95.What do you like about x-mas? [Presents, bizz-notches.] 96.What do you like most about easter? [Telling funny spoofs of Jesus being a Zombie. No offence to Christians..] 97.Do you know who the kick a$$ easter bunny is? [Bob Sagget in an easter bunny costume.] 98.What if someone told you he was coming to get you? [mumble something about damned zombie jesus bunnies and grab a shotgun] 99.Did you like this quiz? be honest, I know you had fun. [No. I didnt.I have to pee too] 100.How much gold did you earn from this? [..Fluck you, e-gold whore.]
Jathora · Sun Jul 22, 2007 @ 05:16am · 1 Comments |
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