Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for,. 
Total Value: 1,569,535 Gold
[Item Information]
Item List:
Fuzzy Penguin Slippers
Horns of the Demon
Elegant Black Satin Coat
Ahhrr!! Seasick Britches
Leopard Print Hoochie Top
Leather Punk SockDemonbow
Black Gloves
Zorro Mask
Dark Halo
because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. ----------Captain Jack Sparrow 
