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This is a quiz I got from a friend on Deviantart. Basically, you put your iPod on shuffle, and the song that comes up is the answer to the question your posing. The answers I got were as follows:

1. How am I feeling today? Everlasting Love ~ Everybody Loves Katamari Damacy (The answer to this is obvious: I feel like a female j-pop star today singing a song in a game where a little man from space rolls objects and animals into balls before having them hurled into space and set aflame to become stars. I shouldn't have had to explain this).

2. Where will I be in a week? The Castle of OSOHE ~ Mother 3i (Apparently, I'll be in a castle on a doomed continent)

3. What is the best thing about me? A New World ~ Xenosaga III Original Sound Best Tracks (Well, I can't deny that I'm huge enough that several species could take up residence in me and technically call it a world. And WHAT a world!)

4. How does the world see me? Bonus Track from the Icewind Dale Sountrack (....Huh. Apparently I'm only an afterthought to the world, but one that's cool enough to put on the record called life. That's....good I guess.)

5. What do my friends really think of me? Ness's Unusual Dream ~ Psi Rockin' (Earthbound Soundtrack) (......The ********?)

6. Will I have a happy life? Fortress of the Condor ~ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack (Well....it's a fairly militaristic beat, but an UPBEAT militaristic sound. Of course, the Condor on the fortress does die....OH s**t! I just gave spoilers on a nearly ten year old game! What will people think of me?)

7. What should I do with my life? The Wonderful Star's Walk is Wonderful ~ Katamari Damacy Soundtrack (Clearly, I am intended to live out the rest of my life by walking among the stars. That's pretty cool, I think.)

8. What should I do with my love life? When the Grief let's you Go #2 ~ Xenosaga III Original Sound Best Tracks (So I should get myself killed in front of my girlfriend, be resurrected as a Nietzchian-overman by my boss, continue to betray my girlfriend before telling her I love her and then attack my boss in order to save her life. Well s**t, why don't you give me a complicated answer?)

9. How will my career go? Fugue #7777 ~ Katamari Damacy Soundtrack (I get to become King of the Cosmos? Sweet!)

10. How will the rest of my life go? In Winters, There is a Genius ~ Psi Rockin' (Earthbound Soundtrack) (Apparently, I'll become a boy genius as time goes on to help a little boy, his girlfriend, and an insanely powerful little asian boy defeat a supreme alien evil.)

11. How can I make myself happy? Born to be my Baby ~ Bon Jovi (Apparently, I have to become overly romantic and make love my main priority. Heh, yeah...that's going to happen.)

12. What is some good advice for me? Mein Teil ~ Rammstein (So I should become a cannibal? Done and done!)

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Fancy Ball ~ Disgaea OST (The answer is either A) Yes, B)No, or C) Yes, and you're having to fight a fairly flamboyant man who is the resurrected form of your father.)

14. Will I ever get married? You Give Love a Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi (Well, that answers that pretty thoroughly. I have to admit I had to keep myself from immediately laughing when it came up. It just seems like one of the bluntest ways you could say "NO!" Yeah, well ******** you, Steve Jobs! I'll show y...ah, who am I kidding. razz )

15. Will I ever have children? The Package (Skit) ~ MC Chris (Considering the skit is mainly talking about Jesus' love life......ye...yes? I dunno....)

16. What song will be played at my wedding reception? Cherry Blossom Color Season ~ Katamari Damacy Soundtrack (It's actually a fairly upbeat, happy piece of music. It could actually work somewhat well in a wedding reception.)

17. What song will be played at my funeral? Logos Naki World ~ Hellsing OST [Raid] (******** yeah! If anything should be played at a funeral, it's the theme song for an anime about a badass vampire shooting the hell out of other vampires.)

18. Will I die happy? Ride Cowboy Ride ~ Bon Jovi (The song is about a man about to have sex with a prostitute, from what I can tell. So, yes; I will quite obviously die happy).

19. How will I be remembered? Angel Smile ~ Disgaea OST (My beautiful, angelic smile, of course! It's what got the Overlord of the Netherworld to fall in love with me in the first place, after all.)

20. Why should the world be full of so much pain? Skin ~ Breaking Benjamin (Our skin! Of course! If we just peel off our skin (which things are crawling in), then there'll be no more pain in the world! Come on everybody, on the count of three! One....two...thre-Oh ******** that hurts!)

21. What is happiness? Twelve Sided (Skit) ~ MC Chris (Happiness, I guess, is cussing out an announcer before being shot to death on a red carpet. Sadly, that's what I always thought it was.)

22. What is my fetish? Flowers ~ Mother 3i (I can go on and on about all the things you can use flowers for, but I think I'll just spare you the details).

23. What do I like to say about everything? Hell's Whisper ~ Disgaea OST (Seriously. There isn't a day that goes by when somebody asks me "Hey man, what's up?" And I get all up in their face and tell them, "Hell's whisper, fool!" And their all like "Yeah, hear that, man." That's all true. Not a shred of deceit there at all.)

24. Where am I going in life? The Great Northern Crater ~ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack (Clearly, I'm going to set up within the great crater in the north. Once there, I'll situated myself near the essence of the planet, which I could draw from in order to complete my plan. Of course, being the main villain, I'm obliged to let the rag-tag, yet kind-hearted, group of misfit heroes come down and face me fierce. Pssh...like that'll stop me.)

25. What is the story of my life? Flying Man (Instrumental) ~ Bound Together (An Earthbound remix soundtrack that's fan made) (I'm flying as we talk right now. It's true!)

The next quiz is the soundtrack of my life. Uses the same rules as before.

Opening Credits:
Conflict ~ Disturbed (Okay, so I'm thinking it's in a warehouse. Full of zombies...no, wait....MUTANT zombies. From space. And I'm there, with a katana, fighting them. Cause they're....you know....mutant zombies from space. You know we can't let that s**t stand).

Waking Up:
Lay Your Hands on Me ~ Bon Jovi (After slaying zombies I go back to my house and prepare for my usual dayjob: that of your average day priest/rock-n-roll singer who tends to use slightly naughty, but usually innocent, innuendos. It's the perfect cover for your usual mutant space zombie slayer.)

First Day At School:
Opening: Bombing Mission ~ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack (Wow....the awkwardness of this is just....wow....But, of course, I'm also a teen going to school. So I'm a teenager who fights zombie mutants from space at night, and by day after my student duties, becomes a priest/rock-n-roll singer. I don't know about you, but this movie about my life sounds kickass!)

Falling In Love:
Breaking the Habit ~ Linkin Park (Being the student/rock-n-roll priest/zombie slayer I am, I have to make my heart cold towards affection so I don't endanger anyone else. Of course, this is until I meet HER, named....Her, I guess. Shut up, I'm running out of ideas.)

Fight Song:
Warp Zone ~ Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne Soundtrack (So I'm warped from being with Her into the dimension infested with zombie space mutants. With the righteous fury found only in priest rockers, I proceed to kill them to a fairly cool techno beat.)

Breaking Up:
Hurry Faster! ~ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack (So Her is slowing me down, because she's all like, "You know, could you spend more time with me and less jumping around galaxies fighting zombies?" and I run away, because I can't answer due to my fear of women and indecision clogging my little ape-like brain.)

Prom:
Fool Cross Over Nirvana-Grudge Prohibited ~ Hellsing OST [Raid] (So I'm trying to go to prom for the free food, and then I notice that they're admitting the exchange students from the mutant zombie universe in. Grabbing for my katana, I'm stopped by...I dunno, the hall monitor (he's also looking over the prom guess he's a douchebag), telling me my grudge is prohibited here. So I tell him that he's a fool who'll soon cross over Nirvana and....good GOD, I sound ******** retarded, don't I?)

Life's OK:
Weapon Raid ~ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack (So, then that son of a b***h Diamond Weapon comes by, crushes the auditorium with all the kids in it, then steals a keg of beer from one of the jocks trucks. I nod my head, deciding he isn't so bad after all.)

Mental Breakdown:
Sanctuary Guardian's Challenge ~ Psi Rockin' (Earthbound Soundtrack) (As I begin to go into a nervous breakdown, I imagine myself falling down into a cave, where I eventually encounter a weird-a** monster who I need to fight in order to regain my sanity. I vanquish him and, along with my sanity, gain some kind of rock thing that has some kind of melody in it. I shake the rock for a moment then toss it over my shoulder, forgotten, due to the fact that I think it sucks.)

Driving:
Forced Battle ~ Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne Soundtrack (Believe me, driving is a forced battle in real life for me, and it's no different for my movie counterpart, no matter how badass he might otherwise be.)

Flashback:
Kraken of the Sea ~ Psi Rockin' (Earthbound Soundtrack) (While driving, I steel myself by remembering the discussion I had a while back with my mentor, the legendary Kraken. Man, that Kraken....he was a hoot an a half.)

Getting Back Together:
Setting the Stage ~ Baldur's Gate OST (So, with a grand flourish, I return to Her, saying I'm willing to make certain arrangments so we can have a life together. So, Her says, "Let's get married." And, thinking deeply about it, considering we only just got back together and all, and had only dated for three hours anyway, I responsibly reply "Okay".)

Wedding:
Vector Point Engineering Water Buffalo ~ Bound Together (Fan-made Earthbound Remix) (So, Her and I have a wedding among all of our robot friends, and the reception is done to techno music. Cause, that's how we roll I guess.)

Amazing Hot Sex Porno Scene:
Lurking in the Darkness ~ Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack (So yeah....nuff said!)

Birth of Child:
Shine (Ending Edit) ~ Hellsing OST [Raid] (Know what...to hell with my movie idea. I'm bored with that crap. I'll just say what I'd normally think now. This would actually be kinda sweet, as the relationship described in a song is kinda like a child's relationship to their father.)

Final Battle:
Monkey Cave Maze ~ Psi Rockin' (Earthbound Soundtrack) (Oooo-kay....this song is short, crazy, and laid back. So yeah, I'd say it would be perfect for a final battle.)

Death Scene:
Sonne ~ Rammstein (It's both effectual AND creepy that this would be the song during my death scene. I like it.)

Funeral Song:
Love for Sale ~ Bon Jovi (Goddammit Bon Jovi! Take my funeral seriously!)

End Credits:
Can't See (Useless) ~ Oingo Boingo (Wow....that's kinda fitting, actually.)