SOO. SOO. I went to Jesus's b'bash yesterday. Ohh the thrills that we had. I mooned people and they stuffed money down my bra. I'm NOT a prostitute.
No, I did NOT sleep with Miiri. No, I didn't. No. Really. Maybe I did for a few hours. A FEW. Yeah. WE NEVER HELD HANDS OR HUGGED OR KISSED. Lies! x DDD
I'm going shopping now. And I'm going to get holes in my ears. 'Cauwse.... I can.