I am so bored. I can see the giant hulk of Teh Boredom standing next to me. His shadow goes on for miles and I am just a tiny little speck to him. Since he is Teh Boredom he is also bored. He seeks out innocent people to ease his own boredom thus making them bored too. Right now he has chosen me as his victim. Actually, I think I'm one of his favorite victims because this isn't the only time he has chosen me to taunt.
Just having Teh Boredom overshadow you makes you incredibly bored. You smell the terrible fumes of boredom which is enough to make you pass out, if you're lucky. Because once you pass out Teh Boredom becomes even more bored and leaves you behind to seek out another target. An unfortunate minority of his victims go insane with the amount of toxic boredom they have inhaled. This just makes Teh Boredom happier. He likes it when you go insane because it is entertaining. So he sticks around to watch what you do and this is what he is doing to me now.
There really isn't much you can do when you have been hunted down by Teh Boredom. You just have to wait it out. Wait until Teh Boredom becomes bored with you and leaves. That is what I'm doing now and unfortunately for me, he isn't leaving any time soon.
So now that you have learned about Teh Boredom though I doubt you'd be able to prevent Teh Boredom from preying on you, you just might be able to prevent what has already happened to me many times before. Like I said, there's not much you can do to stop him. But at least you'll know that the next time you're bored, you just might be the newest target of TEH BOREDOM! *lightning flashes, thunder booms, and you hear a maniacal laughter from the distance*
~Grey
PS Like my little legend I just made up? Teh Boredom made me do it. 3nodding Yeah, he wanted to become famous and have movies made about him and become a celebrity. Yup. He's a dreamer that one. 3nodding
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Damn you heredity! Damn yooooooouuuu! ><
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