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if your horny and ya know it clapp your hands, if your horny and y'know it ******** the person next to you!!!! heart heart domokun

Cotton candy:
Are you going to suck the poison out too?


My name is j
The kiddies call me jitty pants
Cuz I can play the flute and make my d**k start to dance
Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll......
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuck the cotton in my face
I said your daddys home
She said so ******** what
I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick in her butt
I tried to push it in
I couldnt turn it out
She said cotton candy dont get wet until its in your mouth!
Ohhh s**t, so what was I to do?
Run like a bytch, or have the cotton stew?
I thought for a second, then I said what the ********
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt!
Bblblbllll bytch, Ill have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On our way out I had a new attitude
Im like lets go eat some more p***y dude!

The one of the most disterbing songs ever but still funny non the less... biggrin