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These poems are about Tracy, the infutile female who is ruining my life because I accidentally used inferieur and girl and race all in one sentence.

Tracy is a p***k.
So is her d**k.
She does like 'Smarties.
She likes his parties.
It's her I would not pick.

Tracy likes to play.
She likes to play all day.
She'll trip and fall.
She'll hit the wall.
And boys will come, even if she's gay!

Tracy is a kook.
She's never picked up a book.
Her bowling balls are too big.
In rotten earth she'll dig.
Upon her, I don't want to look.

Well, that's all I got. Oh, and she's forced me to quit the guild where everyone (but her) is nice. So, I command to plague this little p***k with evil comments like she's done to me! She's knocking off Danny's friends one by one! Who's next?