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Once there were two pugs owned by the two smartest cave men in the world. The cave men loved sitting around and farting the pugs only stayed 'cuse the cave men dropped allot of food. one day cave man 1 created the first car(wheel)."Ogg florug(Cool look at this)!"said #1 "woka woka woka(what is it)?" said #2 "tog pubft(I don't know)." replied #1 "flooooorp(wow then it must be good)!" said #2 suddenly pug #1 was impelled to chase it. *POW*! The pug's face was flat! So when the two pugs had pups half the litter was flat faced but, somehow all the round faced pugs died for not fulfilling the prophesy or something or other.Cool huh!