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candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:16 am


The Time-Out Room in the daycare center was a gentle, neutral place with little playpens filled with that horrible kind of book with soft edges so you cannot cut yourself or anybody else on it. Jacoba Darnell knew the inside of the Time-Out Room very well due to apparent crimes against the rest of the toddlers: apparently it wasn't considered good or allowed to hit other kids with various objects or try to make them eat sand or paste or Play-Doh.

What was deeply aggravating, though, was the fact that she had been placed in a pen opposite her most hated enemy: the boy with the stripey black top, the boy who had tried to steal the marimba off her, and for whom she had sworn toddler vengeance. Xi had planted her in the pen, set the timer for five minutes and gone off into the next room to put on earmuffs or drink coffee or whatever he did while keeping a semi-close eye on them both.

Jacoba could not pull herself up to look over the side of the pen, but she did her best, and peered at Harper through the bars. She smirked at his imprisonment.

"SUCKS," she said, her new favourite word.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:23 am


"S'all your fault." Harper declared grumpily, his vocabulary quite impressive... compared to the stupid brat across from him anyway.

He was quite innocently voicing his opinion when things got a little out of hand and his temper got a hold of him, though he most assuredly wouldn't have been so easily riled had Jace's presence not AGGRAVATED him so. So really, his imprisionment was in one way or another her fault.

He stood up and walked to the edge of his pen. "You stupid. I hate you." He said quite seriously, though the tone in his voice was quite mellow. He looked around his cage for ammunition, found one of said books, and promptly threw it as best he could over the space between them and into Jace's pen.

"WAR!" He suddenly screamed, whatever mellow in him fading instantly to be replaced by his passion for DESTRUCTION OF THE ENEMY.

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:32 am


"I WIN," Jace immediately announced, more an intention than fact: she sent a barrage of soft books at Harper's direction, shrilling at the battle, barely dodging getting beaned with a soft copy of Curious George. She pulled herself up on one hand and sat down again with a whumpf every time she had to get new ammo, and thus wasn't as effective as hurling them. Eventually, though, she figured out a new tactic, and laughed wickedly at her last missile.

"HA HA," she crowed. "I licked! It got goober."
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:41 am


Harper squealed when the barrage of arrows books were sent towards his scantily secured fort; he dove to the floor and covered his ears only to hear a 'splat' as a particularly wet book hit the back of his neck.

He screamed, curled his neck back and rolled around on the floor of his pen for a couple of seconds, "I NO ICKY STUPID YOU COOTIES!" He whined.

After that, he took a deep breath and tried to collect himself.

Crawling to his pile of books, some of which recycled ammunition originally belonging to the enemy and now converted martyrs, Harper hocked the biggest spit wad he ever had in his life and sprayed it all over the books before pelting them in Jace's direction. "YOU GET MY COOTIES NOW!"

There had to be a better way... something to weigh the books down, maybe? He kicked at one of the bars of the pen desperately, how much fun it would be to taunt her if he managed to get out and she remained confined!

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:49 am


Due to the fact that Harper was placed in the oldest pen, it wobbled; Jace ceased her shrieking at the barrage of hostage bio-weapons to view the fact that Harper's bid for freedom could very well be realised. She rattled her own cage, but it did not budge. She even ignored the fact that the spit-book had brushed her arm and she was now obviously diseased and going to die.

"You stay," she demanded, and rattled her bars harder.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:55 am


"AHAHA! No YOU stay!" Harper squealed, the hint of a budge giving him all the motivation he needed. He wildly pounded and kicked on the bar while giggling insanely and making all sorts of odd faces at Jace.

"I get out, you stay there, I laugh and eat CANDIES in front of you and no give none to you cause your STUPID and I no like you!"

And after Jace was taken care of, he could off Xi and Evan as well and then live a happy fulfilled life.

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:04 am


"NO," Jace demanded, redfaced. "NO. You stoopid!!! Sucks! No! Stoopid!" (This seemed to be her main line of reasoning. The bars of Harper's pen gave in even further) "SMELLY POOP FACE not go! Smelly poop face is smelly poop face sucks!

"I HATE YOU," she added furiously, and threatened:. "Hit you onna book."
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:11 am


"Almost there!" Harper yelled, stepping back and then ramming into the bars now at full speed. Not holding anything back, that's the way to live!

"I go I go! You stupidER!" He yelled. He discovered after his last assault on the bars he hurt his head a little (not quite hard enough to hit bars with, but soon!) so he paused briefly. He sat down, pulled of his shoes, pulled of his sock, spit in his sock, then PELTED it at Jace's head (hoping beyond hope it would go through the bars just right).

Giggling again he continued his attempt on the bars, deciding a headache would be worth the freedom and gloating rights.

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:15 am


Unfortunately, the sock did; Jacoba was hit full-on with the Spit Sock, grossed-out and furious. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww," she shrieked, and in her terrible fury threw herself with all her might at the bars. They didn't budge; but she was a small, skinny, redheaded child, and the fact that she didn't have any knees meant she was less hindered in trying to squeeze through. The head was the only problem. She got most of her body through the partition out of pure anger and lashed out at Harper with one fist, swatting his crib with her hand as she tried to wriggle through.

"I DEAD YOU!"
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:26 am


Harper clutched his stomach and rolled backwards as his giggles belted out; laughing so hard his eyes started tearing. Quickly he grabbed his other sock off his foot, spit on it, and rubbed it all over his face (not realizing that was effectively smearing sock juice and spit all over, but like he cared.)

Then he tried to pelt it at her again, especially given her 'vulnerable' state. It was then he realized he was out of socks, so he took a deep breath and madly shook on his bars, kicking and pounding with all he could. He had to get out before her! Especially now that she was making progress!

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:45 am


Jacoba had now managed to squeeze half of her body through; she was having some trouble scraping her forehead through the narrow grille, but she was doing her damndest, gaze locked on to Harper in a ferocious scowl. "You dead!" she threatened, slightly muffled by the squeezing. "You smell like diaper."

With what should have come with a cartoon pop!, Jacoba finally broke free and wriggled her way over to Harper to celebrate her triumph; unfortunately, pride came before a fall, and as she grasped her chubby hands around the bars where Harper had been pushing to jeer and spit bubble at him and try to pull herself up on her stumps, the bar gave way and he was granted his freedom.

Jacoba did not like this one bit.

"NOOOOOO," she said.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:45 am


"Last I don't still wear diaper!"

And then Harper's first reaction was to scream and run to the far end of his pen when she got out. He was looking quite distraught himself, that is until she free'd him!

"HOORAAAY!" He yelled merrily, briefly giving her a joyful applause before remembering who his friends and enemies were. Grinning like a little imp he clasped his hands and charged her, intending to tackle her again (in a way quite reminiscent of their last day care interaction.) "YOU MIIIINE!"

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:36 pm


Jacoba was promptly squashed flat, irritated and confused by this new development. She wriggled around, trying in vain to get free. "NOOOOO," she said dolefully, "GO BACK IN."

But then the fact that they were both free dawned on her. Xi was still in the next room, apparently - amazingly - unaware of the loud noises of their jailbreak. "Escape!!" she said.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:11 pm


Harper had easily refused her quest, though what to do with her now that she was caught had somewhat eluded her. Tickle her? Spit on her? Laugh at her? Maybe a combination of both?

Wait, what? Escape.

His face showed that he went 'deep' in thought for a moment. Finally he let the other girl go and nodded, "Okay. We friends. ..for now."

He gave her a 'whats your plan?' gesture after that, ducking in closer so that he could hear her if she whispered while intently looking at the entrances to the room for 'the law.'

Mechanical Bird


candy lamb
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:15 pm


Jacoba was ready to sneer at the friends thing, only she didn't really know what it meant to be not a friend and not an enemy; she supposed grudgingly that Harper was her friend... for then.

There were two doors to the time-out room; one was open and held Xi, and they could hear him whistling through his teeth. The other one was shut, and she started to make towards it, pressing at it hopefully to see if it opened. She knew what a doorknob was, but she couldn't quite reach.
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