First up is the man who is often hinted at, the guy Squall thinks is a moron,
Laguna Loire!
Often at hand to make things go wrong, he later turns to journalism, giving you the ability to stab him with a pen.
Age: 27
Height: 5'9
Job: Journalist
Weapon: Gun
Height: 5'9
Job: Journalist
Weapon: Gun
His companion,
Kiros Seagul,
is a sharp dressed man - or rather a weird dressed one, as Ellone so astutely points out. Still, impale him on his weapon or put constrictive powder in his clothes!
To complete the trio, we need
Ward Zaback!
Left mute by a bad fall initiated by the taciturn Laguna, you won't have the pleasure of hearing him scream in pain, but at least Kiros can translate for you!
Oh, sure,
Angelo
is just a dog, but even though I can think of little crueller than canonning your dog, perhaps you can!
This guy dresses like your grandad, and speaks like him too, but who else would you want as Headmaster of a military academy? Naturally
Cid Kramer!
Just look at his bespectacled face and big chin... feel the murderous impulses coming on?
I mentioned
Ellone
earlier... she's a test subject, being able to harness unusual powers... and she's Squall's "Big Sis", too. More than enough reason to kill her, in my opinion.
A woman who epitomises sweet, and also hinted at, is
Raine Loire!
At the times we see her she is not actually married to Laguna, but we see she was by her death and as I don't know her maiden name... do with her what you will, anyway.
You gotta include Rinoa's mom,
Julia Heartilly!
She dies, but we see her in flashback. Really, though, giving birth to Rinoa is a crime not easily forgiven... maybe skewers through the eyes will help.
