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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:54 pm
If you were sure you wanted to die and kill yourself what would your suicide note say? [I know a lot of you probably don't plan to commit suicide. Trust me, I don't either. o_o]Jirika_Hanashima's Suicide Note
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:01 pm
I wouldn't. Because suicide is a selfish thing to do and is a ******** loser's way out. I don't respect anyone who has done it.
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XXX Zombie Porn Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:14 pm
mine would be please rape my dead body
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:13 pm
"I said I'd take you bastards with me."
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:26 pm
LOLOL. This makes me laugh. Mkay really? Do you want to know my suicide note?
It probably start off like a letter but then marked out with sharpie and say, "I Died. KTHNXBAI b*****d."
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:14 pm
"i forgot to pay my college tuition anyway"
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:46 pm
"tell her it was her fault"
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:58 pm
Oh, I wouldn't have one, deary. It wouldn't be suicide, so to speak. If I were to die in any violent manner, it would be because I killed a whole hell-load of people trying to kill me, and then die by the hand of the only survivor of my little "let's kill Ashleigh" party. Fun, eh?
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:30 pm
I guess mine would say, ''Sorry for all the stress I've done to you. I needed to do this so dont cry.''
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:10 pm
If I'd write one, I'd tattoo it on a fat man's back. Die in a semi-humourous way. Haha. :]
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:09 am
Hikaru Akumu LOLOL. This makes me laugh. Mkay really? Do you want to know my suicide note?
It probably start off like a letter but then marked out with sharpie and say, "I Died. KTHNXBAI b*****d." Sharpie- Write Out Loud.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:11 am
By the way, my suicide note would say something about "Get over yourself, you big wuss, obviously your problems weren't as bad as mine.
Here's a big ******** you from the afterlife!"
You know, just so everyone remembers me as a mocking, insensitive a*****e. It'd also say something about what I want on my tombstone, something about pepperoni and sausage...
Pizza commercial joke, don't ask
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:44 am
See on my tomb, I'd want all the words to Flash, by Queen, but with Flash replaced by Dave.
Either that, or I want to Taxidoimid suplexing a cougar.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:28 am
Rellik San See on my tomb, I'd want all the words to Flash, by Queen, but with Flash replaced by Dave. Either that, or I want to Taxidoimid suplexing a cougar. FlashDAVE a-ah Saviour of the universe FlashDAVEHe save everyone of us FlashDAVEHe's a miracle FlashDAVEKing of the impossible He's for everyone of us Stand for everyone of us He save with a mighty hand Every man every woman Every chill - he's a mighty FlashDAVEJust a man With a man's courage Mothing but a man But he can never fail No-one but the pure in heart May find the Golden Grail .................ah................. FlashDAVE
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:07 am
Soviet Mudkipz Rellik San See on my tomb, I'd want all the words to Flash, by Queen, but with Flash replaced by Dave. Either that, or I want to Taxidoimid suplexing a cougar. FlashDAVE a-ah Saviour of the universe FlashDAVEHe save everyone of us FlashDAVEHe's a miracle FlashDAVEKing of the impossible He's for everyone of us Stand for everyone of us He save with a mighty hand Every man every woman Every chill - he's a mighty FlashDAVEJust a man With a man's courage Mothing but a man But he can never fail No-one but the pure in heart May find the Golden Grail .................ah................. FlashDAVEHell yeh. blaugh
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