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This place is now deadsies, and being the lord of all things undead, I'm going to start posting random picspams, just cause I can, unless this place starts living again. This is also partly to ruin all attempts to clean this place up, because all those who work at stuff must be shown the error of their ways. Especially when it involves cleaning. Ew.


Once this place lives again, I shall step down and let your "Solid type person" become your puppet ruler once more. Until then, I'm having fun with the anarchy.


Some of you may not like this. You may whine and complain and such. In that case, I would like to point you to this diagram:



BOW PUNY MORTALS. THY TIME IS NIGH.




On another note: I loved my grandma, despite the fact that she was racist. These quilts rock my clocks, I just don't think taking my swastika emblazened bed items to college would be wise.

Thwart thwart thwart thwart.


Forgive me. All I've had to thwart lately is my supervisor at the local Vons. Oh the baler. That was fun. But anyways, my thwarting levels are ridiculously low, so its nice of you to let me do this.


However, you seem to be missing the point. Thwarting means to "oppose and defeat the efforts, plans, or ambitions of [said person or group]". At this point, you need to wobble your jowls and shake your fists up at a cruel and uncaring sky, crying out in frustration as you attempt to THWART me.



I tried to think of a good picspam, but then I found this, and its so ridiculously in keeping with my thread almost topic and because I miss my grandma that it has to be posted here.

You oppose my brutal takeover?




What ho? AM I THWARTING YOU THEN?????



BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THWART YOU AND YOUR SILLY POSITIONS!!!!!!!!! BOW BEFORE ME, GREATEST OF ALL AND THWARTER OF THE REDUNKULUS!!!!!!!!!!

Now that she is confuzzled, it is time for me to attack.


Sneaky sneakeh sneakeh.










AND NOW FOR MY ULTIMATE SNEAK ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED IS MINE.

Wait Wingless! *Pounces* Are you capable of making me Crew again? I know you can't make me a Vice-Captain, only Sam can do that, and he's being SUUUPER lazy.