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 Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:52 am
So this one time at band camp.....
no, not really; I'm a choir geek! haha.
Anyways, I thought it would be fun to have a funny life stories thread because:
A-everyone could use a laugh
B-MJ/I Have a bazillion blonde moments on the hour every hour which are more than amusing
C-We'll all get to know each other! Yippy!
Here is one of my many 'blonde' moments:
I was walking home from the bus stop with my friend. We were in deep conversation about something or another. (This was back in the middle school days of if a blade of grass is out of place it is clearly important). Anyways, I wasn't really watching where I was going (mistake one) and I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings or any tale tell signs (mistake two). I ended up walking straight into the stop sign. It was so literal! xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:54 am
Oh oh oh! I've got one!
So this one time I decided to take my dog for a walk and I wanted to make it fun so I decided to roller blade [don't try this at home kids! xd ]. Well, all is going great and we're heading back down the hill towards my house when my dog sees this huge cat sitting in our yard. She takes off and poor me, who made the mistake of typing the leash to my arm, was stuck for the ride. It went on for about 3 minutes before I went crashing into a brick wall. Twas Tons of fun. whee
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:56 am
I remember that! Then there was the one time we didn't tell our friend how to use the brakes on the bike (it was a mountain bike so they were on the handle bars; she always rode the kind of bikes where you just pedal backwards) and she tried to slow down going down on the hill. She almost went flying into the neighborhood lake but her shirt got caught on the iron gate/fence thing around the lake so she was saved.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:57 am
Haha I remember that! xd
Then there was the one time I went fishing and caught a duck.... cool it was pretty cool
I don't think she ever went biking with us after that.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:58 am
yeah, i turned in wooden coins to get a target gift card at my orthodontist's office, thats their prize thingy. so i got one and i tried to use it at target. the lady at target said it was a BORDERS gift card!!!!!!! how embarressing! on the bright side i got 3 naruto books and a naruto video game!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:37 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:12 pm
xxmorbidjokexx Haha I remember that! xd Then there was the one time I went fishing and caught a duck.... cool it was pretty cool I don't think she ever went biking with us after that. One time, my cousin was pulling a fish out of the water when all of the sudden, a bass jumped up and tried to eat the fish on the hook xd I have a relatively comical life. Everytime my friend Zach stays over, he falls into this box of legos. (I luv legos) Whether he's hopping on the furniture like a jackass or just minding his own buisness, the box always gets him. One time, we broke a picture frame and put the glass into the box cuz we were shorthanded, and sure enough, he fell into the glass-shards/lego box. He picked glass out of his a** for the rest of the night rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:29 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:08 pm
We should all be wary of deviously placed lego boxes... xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:20 pm
Zach always gets hurt one way or another when he comes over. One time he stepped barefoot on one of those spiky dartboards xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:29 pm
If I knew him I'd buy him sparring pads & rubber boots.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:04 am
This happened to a friend of mine.
We were at school during breakfast and my friend told me to hurry up because she had 'Places to do and people to see.' I questioned her and she 'Ok, wait, reverse that.' Me-'People to do and places to see.' Her-'Ok, scratch that altogether.'
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:09 am
*don't look MJ*
he could probably buy them himself, but he's not smart enough. He works at a taxidermy shop.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:30 pm
Ohhhhh, Ohhhhh pick me ! ! ! I have one ! Okay so I was walking home from the bus stop (i live in the middle of the desert) And this was like 2 2 weeks ago. I was opening the fence and there was a snake like 1 foot from me. It was real ! I screamed my head and said some nasty words I was scared to death. I don't know if it was funny ! When it happen to me. But if it was recorded and if I watched it again it probably would have been funny. So that's my story !
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:52 pm
@ abercrombie: lol I would have screamed too. If it was a spider I would have died.... why can't they be cute? gonk
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