My d**k is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma!
My d**k is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My d**k is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my d**k got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
My d**k is so big, I have to call it Mr. d**k in front of company.
My d**k is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My d**k is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
My d**k has an elevator and a lobby.
My d**k has better credit than I do.
My d**k is so big, clowns climb out of it when I c**.
My d**k is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My d**k.
My d**k is so big, it has casters.
My d**k is so big, I'm already ******** a girl tomorrow.
My d**k is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.
My d**k is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My d**k.
My d**k is so big, it lives next door.
My d**k is so big, I entered it in a big-d**k contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My d**k is so big, it votes.
My d**k is a better dresser than I am.
My d**k is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
My d**k is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
My d**k is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
My d**k is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
No matter where I go, my d**k always gets there first.
My d**k takes longer lunches than I do.
My d**k contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
My d**k was once the ambassador to China.
My d**k is so big, it's gone condo.
My d**k was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger d**k than himself.
My d**k is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
It's so big, when it rains the head of my d**k doesn't get wet.
My d**k is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
My d**k is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
My d**k is so big, it has feet.
My d**k is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My d**k is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
My d**k is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
My d**k is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
My d**k is so big, it has investors.
My d**k is so big, it seats six.
My d**k is so big, I use a hula hoop as a c**k ring.
My d**k is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
My d**k is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
My d**k is so big, it has an opening act.
My d**k is so big I can ******** an elevator shaft.
My d**k is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My d**k is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
My d**k is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
My d**k is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
My d**k is so big, it only plays arenas.
If you cut my d**k in two, you can tell how old I am.
My d**k was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
My d**k is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
My d**k is so big, Trump owns it.
My d**k is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
My d**k is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
My d**k is so big, it has its own d**k. And even my d**k's d**k is bigger than your d**k.
My d**k is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
My d**k is so big, it only does one show a night.
My d**k is so big, you can ski down it.
My d**k is so big, it has elbows.
My d**k is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
My d**k is so big, it has a personal trainer.
My d**k is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
My d**k is so big, it has a retractable dome.
My d**k is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
My d**k is so big, it's against the law to ******** me without protective headgear.
My d**k is so big, I could ******** a tuba.
My d**k is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
My d**k is so big, it has its own gravity
NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my d**k.
My d**k is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
The inside of my d**k contains billions and billions of stars.
My d**k is so big, it has a spine.
My d**k is so big, it has a basement.
My d**k is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My d**k.
My d**k is more muscular than I am.
My d**k is so big it has cable.
My d**k is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
My d**k is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
My d**k is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
My d**k is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
My d**k is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
My d**k is so big, I can braid it.
My d**k is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
My d**k is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
My d**k is so big, I can sit on it.
My d**k is so big, it can chew gum.
My d**k is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
My d**k is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
My d**k is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
My d**k is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
My d**k is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
My d**k is so big, you're standing on it.
My d**k is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
My d**k is so big, it plays golf with the president.
My d**k is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
My d**k is so big, it has an agent.
My d**k's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my d**k.
My d**k is so big, it's right behind you.
My d**k is so big, it has handlebars.
My d**k is so big, it only does one show per night.
My d**k is so big, my balls have only seen the head in pictures.
My d**k is so big, I can only drive convertibles.
My d**k is so big, when I get a hard on half my body goes numb.
My d**k is so big, when I get a hard on it hits me in the face.
My d**k is so big, it put the president on hold for 20 minutes.
My d**k is so big, MTV's Cribs dedicated a whole episode to it.
My d**k is so big, I can drive alone and still use the carpool lane.
My d**k is so big, it got into Guinness by being the first Mr. Olympia with no arms.
My d**k is so big, it seats 10,000
My d**k is so big, it fired Trump.
My d**k is so big, it was Vin Diesel's stunt double in XXX
My d**k is so big, I live in his guest room.
My d**k is so big, it has its own cleaning crew.
My d**k is so big, Firemen slide down it.
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