Any thoughts? I attempted to do something similar to my promo on Rey from two weeks ago, but seeing as I was working with created characters I don't know much about, this was all I could come up with.

HAIL DANZIG!

The opening riff of Bullet Ride by In Flames plays as Danzig walks out onto the entrance ramp, mic in hand,

HAIL DANZIG!
The riff expands into the full song and Danzig walks cockily down to the ring.

"Finally, the savior of professional wrestling gets what he has deserved for so long: a title opportunity!" The fans boo Danzig's arrogance; most of them were likely thinking what he deserved was a kick in the a**.

"Well, actually, there's really no need to bother with the formality of a match, so why not just hand me the lightweight title and get it over with? I mean, I'm going up against three nobodies. First off, we have CwP. What does that stand for, anyway? Cumrag Whack-Off Punk? Or maybe it means Continuous Warthog Probe, hell, I don't know." The fans' reaction issplit between laughter and boos.

"And then we have some Japanese guy. Buddy, do me a favor and upgrade my computer instead of wrestling me at the PPV. Oh, and bring over some General Tso's, I'm starving! And try not to hit anything backing out of my driveway." More booing with less laughing this time around.

"And last, and also probably least, there's Mavlik Young, p***y of the Year! Wow, quite an honor there, you must have had some serious competition from the rest of the butthole surfers in the back for that one. I'd give you the award at the PPV personally, but if it's all the same to you, I'd rather just beat your a**." Danzig smirks cockily while the crowd begins an 'a*****e' chant.

"It doesn't matter if you three even show up at SummerSplash, because I'm walking out with the lightweight title on one shoulder, and if all goes well, the winner of the bikini contest on the other. See, I am the savior of professional wrestling! Nothing can touch me, not even the Foxhole Patrol management put me against in that four way. Hail Danzig!" he says, to a chorus of boos.