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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:55 pm
These are fun. If you don't get the concept I will hit you over the head with a shovel explain the rules. I start out posting a wish. The next person fulfills my wish but in a corrupt way then they make a wish.
EXAMPLE:
post1: I wish I had a car
post2: You get a beat up old car that can't drive. I wish I had $1000
post3: You get the money but it's stolen so you go to jail. I wish I had a job.
Makes sense right? Let's get started.
I wish I had The Emperors New Groove on DVD.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:57 pm
You obtain it, but it is only in some foreign language unknown to you.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:59 pm
You split your foot open so now your foot hurts instead.
I wish I knew German.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:14 pm
You learn German, but are forced to live in a remote Asian village for the remainder of your life.
I wish I had backstage passes to a My Chemical Romance concert.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:17 pm
You acquire the passes from a scalper, only to find out the night before the concert that it has been canceled.
I wish I had something to drink.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:20 pm
You get a drink, but it's a year-old expired milk carton.
I wish Jim Carey was cool again.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:25 pm
Jim Carrey becomes cool, but is found dead of a drug overdose a week later.
I wish I had a PS3.
I don't really want Jim Carrey dead. Just so you know...
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:30 pm
Raven Kouryuu Jim Carrey becomes cool, but is found dead of a drug overdose a week later.
I wish I had a PS3.
I don't really want Jim Carrey dead. Just so you know... You get a PS3 but because sony sucks it doesn't work. I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:33 pm
You obtain a dollar [but it's only good in the game of Monopoly]
EDIT: I wish that I knew the secret family recipe.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:36 pm
FaithEmblem You obtain a dollar [but it's only good in the game of Monopoly]
EDIT: I wish that I knew the secret family recipe. You learn the secret family recipe to Bushes Baked Beans, but Jay Bush has you eliminated before you can do anything about it. I wish I had a copy of Syphon Filter Omega Strain.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:07 pm
um...**has no idea what that is** granted, but then you find that the book, or whatever, is curse with the soul of a demon that is looking for a bloodsacrifice and a new, human host so that it may reign down horrors and every imaginable type of torture. it then devours your sister/brother/mother/father/whoever else is in your household, and then the demon crawls out of the book, feeds upon your mortal soul, leaving your body the perfect host. it then uses the bodies of your closest friends to invoke the demon-generals to command its army, thus causing the world to errupt in violence, and other-worldly decay
i wish i could live in a happy world of butterflies^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:50 pm
celtyc um...**has no idea what that is** granted, but then you find that the book, or whatever, is curse with the soul of a demon that is looking for a bloodsacrifice and a new, human host so that it may reign down horrors and every imaginable type of torture. it then devours your sister/brother/mother/father/whoever else is in your household, and then the demon crawls out of the book, feeds upon your mortal soul, leaving your body the perfect host. it then uses the bodies of your closest friends to invoke the demon-generals to command its army, thus causing the world to errupt in violence, and other-worldly decay i wish i could live in a happy world of butterflies^^
LOL FAIL.
You get teleported to this world, only to find out that everything is made up of fail and AIDS.
I wish I had more candy.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:59 pm
Last Thursday celtyc um...**has no idea what that is** granted, but then you find that the book, or whatever, is curse with the soul of a demon that is looking for a bloodsacrifice and a new, human host so that it may reign down horrors and every imaginable type of torture. it then devours your sister/brother/mother/father/whoever else is in your household, and then the demon crawls out of the book, feeds upon your mortal soul, leaving your body the perfect host. it then uses the bodies of your closest friends to invoke the demon-generals to command its army, thus causing the world to errupt in violence, and other-worldly decay i wish i could live in a happy world of butterflies^^
LOL FAIL.
You get teleported to this world, only to find out that everything is made up of fail and AIDS.
I wish I had more candy.
I wish the DVDs of FLCL were cheaper. Or sold in thrift stores with no theft detection.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:03 pm
Backseat Bandit Last Thursday celtyc um...**has no idea what that is** granted, but then you find that the book, or whatever, is curse with the soul of a demon that is looking for a bloodsacrifice and a new, human host so that it may reign down horrors and every imaginable type of torture. it then devours your sister/brother/mother/father/whoever else is in your household, and then the demon crawls out of the book, feeds upon your mortal soul, leaving your body the perfect host. it then uses the bodies of your closest friends to invoke the demon-generals to command its army, thus causing the world to errupt in violence, and other-worldly decay i wish i could live in a happy world of butterflies^^
LOL FAIL.
You get teleported to this world, only to find out that everything is made up of fail and AIDS.
I wish I had more candy.
I wish the DVDs of FLCL were cheaper. Or sold in thrift stores with no theft detection.Does everyone on gaia lurk moar now? o.0 Or did the GD just steel all the memes?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:05 pm
Kobaka Backseat Bandit Last Thursday celtyc um...**has no idea what that is** granted, but then you find that the book, or whatever, is curse with the soul of a demon that is looking for a bloodsacrifice and a new, human host so that it may reign down horrors and every imaginable type of torture. it then devours your sister/brother/mother/father/whoever else is in your household, and then the demon crawls out of the book, feeds upon your mortal soul, leaving your body the perfect host. it then uses the bodies of your closest friends to invoke the demon-generals to command its army, thus causing the world to errupt in violence, and other-worldly decay i wish i could live in a happy world of butterflies^^
LOL FAIL.
You get teleported to this world, only to find out that everything is made up of fail and AIDS.
I wish I had more candy.
I wish the DVDs of FLCL were cheaper. Or sold in thrift stores with no theft detection.Does everyone on gaia lurk moar now? o.0 Or did the GD just steel all the memes?
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