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One day a member of the Wal-Mart Corporation decided to jump off the Golden-Gate Bridge. And then he, and mini Honk-Honk, decided to get busy with it. Grif’s little sister got shot by the Red Flagite, who then ran back to the blue base to stroke Church gracefully. Then Church shot them all with his laser eyes. Tucker wondered what kind of animal he could be. But then Sheila pointed her cannon up Doc’s a**… he ran away with his green grenade, going over to the ship where Tex was. And she blew (up) to mince meat, and then Caboose screamed then forgot he disliked Tex, and then ate all the rations, and shot Church. Church glared at Caboose for shooting so then Tex slapped Tucker which made him pissed as hell. Then Tex’s soul took over Church to make Church really ticked off and then Doc popped out of nowhere to fix… to fix a problem with Sheila… who shot him! Nobody comes here. Then Sarge said… “shut up dirtbags!”. And Donut said… “I’m officer hot pants!”. At blue base, Caboose said he’d go for a walk to talk to the dude in the black armor who bow chicka’d bow wow all… Then he said “would you like a sniper rifle? Or whipped cream?”. Then Caboose said “My toes are getting very pruny…”. And then he saw some reds getting yelled at by Doc, who stole the sniper and shot another goose in the foot who then chased after Caboose who used the detonator to Andy, and lost his girlfriend to the enormous blast that killed Church… Again!
Bow Chicka Bow- Ouch…
The blast caused Caboose’s sword key that’s not his to disappear and........

More to come… hopefully….