I want to get a peacock named Vlad Ţepeş Drăculea, Scourge of Romania.
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OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: Ooooh, Rebecca, what a lovely garden!
REBECCA: Why, thank you, ma'am.
OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: The peacocks are lovely too, you know.
REBECCA: Yes, they are. Remarkable bird, the peacock, isn't it? Beautiful plumage.
OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: What's that big one called? The one by the rosemary bush?
REBECCA: That one? We call him "Vlad Ţepeş Drăculea, the Scourge of Romania".
OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: (Long pause) I'll be off now, alright?
REBECCA: Why, thank you, ma'am.
OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: The peacocks are lovely too, you know.
REBECCA: Yes, they are. Remarkable bird, the peacock, isn't it? Beautiful plumage.
OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: What's that big one called? The one by the rosemary bush?
REBECCA: That one? We call him "Vlad Ţepeş Drăculea, the Scourge of Romania".
OLD LADY HOUSE GUEST: (Long pause) I'll be off now, alright?
THE ELF DEFENSE AND THE WEREWOLF DEFENSE
Reality? What reality? What's that?
THE BANANA APOCALYPSE
SERBIAN VAMPIRE HUNTERS DRIVE STAKE THROUGH HEART OF FORMER DICTATOR
FELINE REACTIONS TO BEARDED MEN
And probably women, but let's not go there.
CHOCOLATE JESUS DISPLAY CANCELLED ON ACCOUNT OF CATHOLIC OBJECTIONS
They don't want to savor their savior.
THE BRITISH DENY RELEASING "MAN-EATING BADGERS" INTO BASRA
Of course, they didn't deny releasing women- and children-eating badgers.
THE GAY BOMB
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Proof that the world is nucking futs.
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