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gamerguy121

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:23 pm


I got this from a noob.
Illiterate noob
hai liek OMFG letz cyber!!!!11!1!!!!1 lol let mee hav ur stuf or all reeprt u!!!!!!! i wnt ur balz!!!!!! lsr! im col! go 2 hel!!!!!! cn i jon ur gild? i liek it vry mch! ad mee! i hav pnis, u dnt! lol i wn!!!!!!!!! f** u! u r a lsr sob kd lololololololol ad mee!

Sad, isn't it?
Traslation
Hey like oh my f***ing god, lets cyber! lol let me have your stuff or I'll report you! I want your balls! Loser! I'm cool! Go to hell! Can I join your guild? I like it very much! Add me! I have a p***s, and you don't! lol I win! F*** you! You are a loser son of a b**** kid! lol Add Me!
Pitiful. VERY pitiful.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:23 am


Ah, the tendency to insult immediately before asking favors. A classic n00b trait, if you ask me 3nodding

MyOwnBestCritic

Dapper Dabbler


choirperson

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:01 pm


*confused*Why would you do anything for him after being insulted like that? Perhaps he lives in bizzaro world?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:01 pm


I didn't do anything for him.

gamerguy121


Obito Sharingan Uchiha

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:24 pm


My poor, virgin eyes. burning_eyes
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:18 pm


center]Who in their right mind would insult someone, then ask them for a favor? Oh, wait; No0bs aren't in their right minds! What a bunch of idiots, him in particular.

blazestonefire656


GaarasOnlyLover

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:22 am


God, no. n00bs like that are what make people go insane.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:03 pm


Aaaargh. D: Why do people like that exist?

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


heavens_akki

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:37 pm


That f***er doesn't have a p***s but he is a d**khead.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:47 pm


what was that for anyhow?

RedKittyKat


-SinRepentRepeat-

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:10 am


Dear LORD.
I think most of my brain just oozed out of my ears.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:46 pm


" Lets cyber? then I have a pe**s and you don't?"Give me all your stuff or will report you?" woah burning_eyes

jgamefreek


Winter Nightroad

Newbie Entrepreneur

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:12 am


SilverMaple
Aaaargh. D: Why do people like that exist?


We may never know. My brain hurts now from reading that.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:00 pm


I'm guessing the poor kid was drunk. Or high. I'd probably shoot myself after making a post like that.

Ellenl


xboxzombie

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:29 pm


Ive never seen such a noobish request for sex. Hell, he even insulted the person and then asked to be their friend. This is one of the worst yet....
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