1. Honey, when we´re cranky because of PMS it´s not because we want to be. PMS can actually be considered a disease, (see razz MDD) and has over 150 symptoms including Depression, Anxiety, Mood Swings, Insomnia, and Cramps.

2. We love you. We really do. But sometimes you are such idiots we want to strangle you. A lot. It could be a silly thing, or a big thing, but be aware:we will lunge at your throats.

3. Girls get horny too. We just hide it better.

4. We are all diffrent, just like you guys. Not all girls are surprised bsessed with their appearance, sex addicts, like pet names, depressed about are bodies. But there are a fair share. Just like not all guys are surprised bsessed with cars, disturbingly attracted to boobs, infatuated with sports, sex addicts (please correct me if I´m wrong here).

5. Some of us do enjoy romance. But Romance is diffrent for every girl, so find out what makes the girl you like tick. (Please do not take that as a sexual innuendo.)

6. Six is fun. And some girls are random. Be random too.

7. Pink is pretty, but not all girls love it. Ask a girl her favorite color. She might appreciate the gesture to get to know her better.

8. When you´re going out with someone make note of basic facts, she doesn´t want to hear about how pretty her big blue eyes are, if she has hazel squinty ones.

9. Just because we haven´t scarfed down our fries does not mean that we are not going to eat them, so don´t just assume that and reach over and take my ******** fries. I mean, our fries. Yeah, leave our fries alone.

10. When we say we´re fine, sometimes we mean we´re fine. Sometimes we´re not. But just in case you ought to ask a couple times. If she denies it more than three times you can say you tried.

11. We don´t like it when you cry. It´s nice for you to show your emotions, but honestly be a man. (Cry in private.)

12. Oh, I´m sorry. I didn´t mean that last one. When boys get all angsty I just want to hug them and say *patpat* Dear, it´ll be alright.

13. We do not want to see your boxers. I don´t care what the hell is the style, when I see the label Hanes I want to pull your pants up not down, hon.

14. We don´t always know how to do ties, so don´t assume we do. We don´t ask you to tie our hair ribbons do we?

15. We check you out too, we´ve just mastered the art of stealth. ninja

16. Yes ninja´s are cool. No you should not blather on about it.

What I want to evolve from this thread.
Add your own, girls.
Responses from the boys.
Responses from the girls.
What did you learn?
Have you actually done any of these things wrong?
How did it work out for you?