She ain't into wine & roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
[♥]
So the other day, I was walking down to the corner store with my mom and my brother.
I was in a rush because afterwards I was going to Josh's house (BUT HE NEVER ANSWERED HIS DOOR AND I HAD TO WALK HOME IN THE RAIN scream ).
Anyways...
My brother walks really slow and my mom was walking at his pace for him.
So I get like a block ahead,wait(cuz my mom had the money) then walk a block ahead, wait...
Until finally I got tired and said...
"HOLY CRAP CAN YOU WALK ANY SLOWER?!"
and my mom said...
"Yupp"
and started walking really slow to make me mad xp
So I said...(and this is where my blonde moment happens)
"Kyle if I give you a piggyback will yuo walk faster"
and my mom started pissing herself laughing.
Took me like 2 mins to realize that if I was giving him a piggyback he'd only be going as fast as I was going cuz he wouldn't be walking rofl
Funnier thing is--- I had actually thought about it in my head first to make sure that it made sense... and it did in my head so i said it rofl
arrow SHORT FORM FOR YOU LAZY FRIKKS: question
rofl "if i give you a piggyback,will you walk faster" rofl
[♥]
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl
She's my little whiskey Girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
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