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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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 Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:52 am
xxrackellaxx (from now on, Kel): Hello, welcome to Lurking with Louie!
Louie: Can you untie me now?
Kel: No. As I was saying, welcome to Lurking with-
Louie: Please? It's really uncomfortable.
Kel: Shut up. Anyway, come here and write your own little interactive scenes with everyone's favorite NPC!
Louie: Please, let me out of here!
Kel: B-but I l-love you...
Louie: I don't even know your name!
Kel: It's Kel! *glomps*
Louie: Get... off...
Kel: No. You're too pretty. *strokes hair*
Louie: *devious grin* Oh, no! The stress of being manhandled like this is going to make my hair fall out!
Kel: Nice try. *huggles*
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:58 am
Louie: ah finally a guy! help me escape from these rabid fan girls! they tied me up and i dont know WHAT they are planning to do to me
Echo: *sidles over to him and sits down*
Louie: Are you GOING to help me?
Echo: You're pretty *nuzzles*
Louie: ohhhh crap.
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:01 am
Kel: Louie, do you really not know what we're planning?
Louie: No...
Kel: Well, know only that it involves your rapier.
Louie: Wh-what do you want with my sword?
Kel: Oh, I can think of a few things. *maniacal cackling*
Louie: I'm going to be violated soon, aren't I?
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:20 am
Chihaya: *sits on his other side* Oh yes your are my manservant.
Louie: O.o
(Unfortunately can't post more. I need to sleep. it's 6 am *cries*)
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:23 am
Fro: *kneels down to the right on Louie and puts her head on his knee* Hi....
Louie: Um... hi?
Fro: How's life being sex personified?
Louie: Um.. well...
Fro: *Reaches up and kisses him on the nose* SQWEEEEE!
Louie: eek
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:39 am
Louie: Crap, I'm surrounded.
Kel: *who is now positioned on his lap, facing him, with her arms around his shoulders* Yes. Yes you are.
Louie: Do you want to do me a favor and un-surround me?
Kel: What would I get in return?
Louie: Ah... nothing.
Kel: Nothing? Not even a... fencing lesson?
Louie: No. And why did you pause before saying fencing lesson?
Kel: Oh, no reason. I just wanted to see how well you can handle that rapier of yours.
Louie: Will you stop obsessing over that?!
Kel: What? I like guys who can fence!
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:43 am
Fro: *hugs Louie's right leg and snuggles it* Yes fencing is sexy but not as sexy as you....
Louie: Thank you...?
Fro: I fence but only foil fencing, would you teach me to use a saber? I'd like to know how to use your saber. *drags fingertips over his knee*
Louie: Maybe I could, if you all weren't surrounding me!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:49 am
Kel: Hey, now, you can't give her a lesson and not give me one!
Louie: Yes I can.
Kel: *glares* No. No, you can't. Know why?
Louie: No, why?
Kel: Because if you don't promise on your life to give me a fencing lesson, I swear I will stay on your lap, straddling you and squeezing the air out of your lungs until the end of time.
Louie: *rather alarmed and slightly disgusted* Look, what do I have to do to get it through to you that I am NOT going to have sex with you?!
Kel: Who said anything about sex? I really do want to improve my fencing technique!
Louie: Oh, well then in that case, if everyone gets off me, we can have an impromptu fencing lesson.
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:54 am
Fro: But your leg is so comfy! *hugs it tighter*
Louie: But I can't move if you're attached to my leg, much less fence.
Fro: I think you have strong enough leg muscles for it. Your thighs are so hard *squeezes his thigh and move upward a tad*
Louie: Watch where that hand is going!!
Fro: What? *innocent puppy face* I wasn't going to do anything.... inappropriate. *unwraps herself from Louie's leg*
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:04 am
Echo: *now chewing on the end of Louie's hair*
Louie: um... can you not?
Echo: only if I get to choose another part to play with...
Louie: dear god. I can see where this one is going...
Echo: *huggles up with Louie's arm* but your arm is so nice heart
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:03 am
|||There's only us, there's only this...|||
XDD Diana's turn!
Diana: Alright, everyone OFF LOUIE! *Shoos fangirls/fanboys off with Katana*
Louie: Thank GOD. Thanks for saving me from those fangirls. And boys. ....Eww.....
Diana: Oh, you're welcome.
Louie: How can I repay you?
Diana: *Smirk* Well now that you mention it--
Louie: You're one of them, aren't you?!
Diana: ....Yeah, I guess.
Louie: ....
Diana: ...Fencing lessons? *Innocent grin*
|||...Forget regret, for life is yours to miss...|||
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:04 am
*rises up behind Louie, ninja like*
Lord Ganon: Hellooo Louiee...~
Louie: *frozen in fear* I don't like this...
Lord Ganon: Care to show us all a fencing lesson?~ I'll give you a cookie...
Louie: Help! Someone call the police!
Lord Ganon: *puts hand over Louie's mouth* Shhh... *strokes Louie's hair*
Louie: eek
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Lord Illidan the Betrayer
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:22 am
Fro: *pokes Louie on the nose*
Louie: MEEP! Why did ya do do that?
Fro: OH EM GEE YOU SAID MEEP!!!!! *glomps him*
Louie: eek *now lying on his back*
Fro: *had knees on either side of Louie* Now.... *walks fingers up his chest* please.....
Louie: *scared*
Fro: give us a fencing demo? *kisses him on the nose and gets up and helps pull up*
Louie: Okay *relieved she didn't rape him*
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:50 pm
Louie: *stands up shakily* O-okay. Fencing. Right. Well, first you'll need to know your footwork. Uh, does anyone have string, or chalk, or something like that?
Kel: *hands him a stick of eyeliner* Will this work for now?
Louie: Sure. *draws a line across the room about three feet away from the wall* Okay, everyone go stand on the line. If you're right handed, put your left foot along that line so that it's pointing in the same direction as the line. If you're left-handed, put your right hand along the line. Got it?
Kel: Yes, Master!
Louie: Kel, please. Just no.
Kel: *pouts* Fine.
Louie: Okay, now put your other foot perpendicular to the line, touching the first foot at the heel. Put your hands on your hips, fingers in front and thumbs in back. You are now on-line. *models smexy on-line position* Then, put the hand you write with out away from your body just a bit, but pointed at the floor. That is called first position.
Kel: Damn, he's hot when he's fencing.
Louie: I'm not fencing! I'm showing you the basic footwork!
Kel: Yes, but does it really matter? From a fangirl's perspective, I mean.
Louie: *sigh* Okay, you're going to want to take the foot pointing away from the line and move it forward so that it's shoulder-distance apart from your other foot, then bend your knees. Make sure your weight is evenly distributed, and bend your arm at the elbow so that the forearm is pointed at your opponent (if you had one). You are know on-guard
Kel: Wow, isn't he gorgeous when he's modeling footwork?
Louie: Kel, shut up.
Kel: Fine...
(sorry to any other fencers out there if the names of the positions are different from what you learned. I've only been fencing for a couple months and I'm just going off what my instructor told me. I'm not sure if there are any differences in names among instructors... yeah. Shutting up.)
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