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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:44 am
I originally said I would just leave this in my journal, but I might as well post it here so....enjoy. Just a little scenario that took me not even five minutes to write.
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How Marta Jandová Ended Up Singing In Träumst Du
Marta walked into the small office where the interviews were being held for anyone who wanted to be the female singer of OOMPH!'s latest single, Träumst Du.
"Schieße! Your boobs are the size of melons!" Dero practically shouted. "You got the job."
Flux looked over Dero's spiked head to give Crap an exasperated look. Crap shrugged and gave him a thumbs up.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Guys, this is terrible," Dero hissed. Marta was currently practicing her new lines for the song. "She's got the voice of a banshee!"
"Too late. You already gave her the job," Crap hissed back.
"...Her mouth is up higher," Dero said, following the guitarist's line of sight.
"I don't have to look at her mouth to hear her."
Flux slowly sunk his head into his hands and began to cry.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:57 pm
rofl awesome. we need some more comedy stuff...as much as i love boysmex/angsty fics wink ...i would love some funny fics. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:05 pm
I started another the other night. I'll give you a hint--Strawberry ice cream does not look good on Dero. The taste of it on Dero is debatable, however.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:26 am
-_gekreuzigt auf dir_- I started another the other night. I'll give you a hint--Strawberry ice cream does not look good on Dero. The taste of it on Dero is debatable, however.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:54 am
watchdawg77 -_gekreuzigt auf dir_- I started another the other night. I'll give you a hint--Strawberry ice cream does not look good on Dero. The taste of it on Dero is debatable, however.Im sure anything tastes good on dero. rolleyes
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