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Darth Becca Chan

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:09 pm


"I luvz you Robin!"8D

"I'm giving up my suit for.....A PINK FRILLY TUTU!"
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:01 pm


"Robin I'm drunk! You Drive"

Robert.Thibodeau
Crew


Sound Of A Girl Hatching
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:55 am


hahaha those are funy.. i never reallly wacthed batman though
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:41 am


"F*ck... it's the Bat signal and I just got in my PJs"

Robert.Thibodeau
Crew


Darth Becca Chan

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:51 pm


xD Those are great! Wow.... And I haven't really either....XP I've watched it maybe....20 times in all my 14 years...xD

"Crap it's the Joker! We're so buttF*cked!"
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:15 pm


[I watched like 4 of the original Batman and like 1 of the cartoon and all the movies but the last one.]

"I am the Joker!!!"
"F*ck you!!!" Batman kicks the Joker in the nuts "B*tch you got Owned!"

Robert.Thibodeau
Crew


Robert.Thibodeau
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:25 pm


*In the Middle of a battle*
*Ring Ring*
"Wait!" Batman says as he grabs for his phone. Oddly everyone stops fighting. "Hello... Bruce Wayne speaking. Oh Jim... my stocks... ummm... I guess you should sell them.. wait wait... do you think they'll go up?... No... *sigh* Then i guess you should sell them... yeah..." Batman looks up "I have to go tho... I am a little busy. Talk to you later." hangs up the phone "Okay where were we?" As he puts his phone away.
Robin grabs his arm and pulls his head in close to batmans "Batman... you just called yourself Bruce Wayne."
"Did I?" Batman asked.
The people he was fighting nod.
"Damn... well i guess we'll have to kill them then!" He pulls out a gun and shots the people. "It's a shame... I kind of wanted to put them in jail and let them out so I could fight them again."
"What!!!?" Robin said shocked.
"Damn it!" Batman then turns and shoots Robin. "He went crazy and killed them then me and him fought and I had to shoot him... good story batman... lets go see if Batgirl wants to join me.." Batman walks away.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:46 pm


Here's one for the Joker.

"I AM BATMAN!!!"He zooms around using a towel, and a fake plastic mask.

And Back to the Dark Knight.
"Screw you Robin! Me and Joker are going to Vegas!"

"Joker....Will you marry me?"

And Back to Joker...
"Batman! I ONLY DO THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Is it just me or are all of mine a bunch of gay jokes?

Darth Becca Chan


Robert.Thibodeau
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:04 am


I made a Batman joke Role play where Batman was a Drunk and Robin was a Gay Bank Robber.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:38 pm


[Spoof off of Batman & Robin]

*Batsignal in the air*

Batman squints his eyes a little, "Ah s**t... is that... my signal? Or Robin's?"

*Batman shrugs and puts on his mask*

"TO THE BATMOBILE!" *sigh* "That sounds corny... Off to the batmobile!" *groan* "That's worse..."

*Barbara claps him on the back* "Seeya!" *She runs off and jumps on the Batcycle, skidding out and speeding off*

*Batman shakes his fist at the roof of the Batcave* "WHYYYYYY?!"

-Kiki Mule-


Robert.Thibodeau
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:17 am


Could you Imagian Batman calling in sick because of something like a cold or something?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:21 pm


*Bruce with drippy, snotty nose on phone* "Hello. Jok-aaahhhchoo-er. Plea-ahhhhhchooo-se d-do-do-aaaahhhhhchooo-don't... do any evi-ahhhhhchooo-l de-ahhhhhhhhhhhchoooo-eds... today..."

-Kiki Mule-


Robert.Thibodeau
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:43 am


Why are we always using Joker?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:38 pm


Robert.Thibodeau
Why are we always using Joker?


No clue.

-Kiki Mule-


Darth Becca Chan

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:56 pm


Because he's like BatMan's evil nemesis....xD

Robin: TO THE PIMP MOBILE!!! *puts on a pimp hat and runs away*

BatMan: OFF TO THE STRIP JOINT!!!! *runs off to a 'Gentleman's club*

XD
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