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 Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:59 am
Just a thread to post jokes...I was bored xd
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:04 pm
Knock, knock
Hows there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I'd stop by.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:26 pm
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
Ok, here's my real jokes. Answers beneath in white.
What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
An itchy twitchy t**t.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:03 pm
A black man was driving his car in a residential area when suddenly one of his tires goes flat.
As he starts jacking up the car to replace the tire, another black man pulls over right in front of him and says:
"Ok, you keep working the wheels and I'll get the radio."
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:04 pm
How do you stop a baby from falling in a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:37 am
What's the difference between a Hawaiian and a Samoan?
A Hawaiian eats until he's full. A Samoan eats until he's tired.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:41 am
(answer in white)
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a women.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:14 am
I used to have black friends, they all used to hang out at my house untill my daddy sold them. (Im Black)
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Stalemate_FollowTehLeader
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:34 am
I don't like black people. (I'm white)
Oh, s**t. This is a joke thread.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:35 am
[PWG] Ruin_x I don't like black people. (I'm white) Oh, s**t. This is a joke thread. Umm... What's the difference between a black person and a pitbull? It's still legal to own a pitbull. (It's OK, I'm a pitbull.)
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:13 am
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:14 am
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby ****** who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid ******! You're a bat, now eff off!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:15 am
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:25 am
How do you know if a c***k robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the c***k is still trying to back out of your driveway
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