Fantasy Shop has its huge annual comic sale yesterday, today, and tomorrow. We're talking insane discounts. ($3.50 comics for like, 35 cents.) So Mom, me, Boyfriend Chris, and Brother David all trekked on down to it. David and Chris were there for like, four hours. (Mom and I were shopping at Goodwill, Walmart, and Family Dollar mean while.) So towards the end Mom and I were standing in the store waiting for Go Time to be Now Time and we seee...
GIANT MICROBES!And proceed to spend the next 10 minutes looking through them, laughing over them, and playing with them.
So guys, by the time you'll have read this... I gave you...

Sleeping sickness!