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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:44 pm



A random PM from this idiot started this.


Quote:
scream scream OMG HAI WTS^? scream scream scream GIV ME GLD PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPLZ cry crying scream
OMFG I KNO U CN GIV Mii MRE THEN DOT DOT DTO OMG WTF IZ WRNG WIT U I AM NT BEGGIGN I DDNT ASK U 4 GLD! I JST NED UR ITEMS!@!11111!! twisted twisted scream mad mad rofl rofl rofl LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF U R AWSUM PLZZZZZZZZ GV ME UR GLDZ LOLOLOLOL rofl rofl rofl rofl PLZ PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZZ ud b lyk mai hro lololololollllllllllllllllll o sory i jst tuk of cpz lok rofl rofl rofl lololololololoololiliiuloilololololol plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giev miiiii gooolllddddd lol rofl lol rofl 4laugh 4laugh scream scream OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG PLZ I TRND CAPZ LCK ON 4 U AGEN PLXZPLZplfpxlxplplzplpzlpzlpzlpzlzpzlpzlz. crying crying gonk gonk mad scream gonk rofl pirate talk2hand emo


...My eyes are bleeding. sad
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:40 pm


Quote:
scream scream OMG HAI WTS^? scream scream scream GIV ME GLD PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPLZ cry crying scream
OMFG I KNO U CN GIV Mii MRE THEN DOT DOT DTO OMG WTF IZ WRNG WIT U I AM NT BEGGIGN I DDNT ASK U 4 GLD! I JST NED UR ITEMS!@!11111!! twisted twisted scream mad mad rofl rofl rofl LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF U R AWSUM PLZZZZZZZZ GV ME UR GLDZ LOLOLOLOL rofl rofl rofl rofl PLZ PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZZ ud b lyk mai hro lololololollllllllllllllllll o sory i jst tuk of cpz lok rofl rofl rofl lololololololoololiliiuloilololololol plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giev miiiii gooolllddddd lol rofl lol rofl 4laugh 4laugh scream scream OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG PLZ I TRND CAPZ LCK ON 4 U AGEN PLXZPLZplfpxlxplplzplpzlpzlpzlpzlzpzlpzlz. crying crying gonk gonk mad scream gonk rofl pirate talk2hand emo

Quote:
Oh my God, hey, what's up? Give me gold please...
Oh my f***ing God, I know you can give me more then dot dot dot
Oh my god, what the f*** is wrong with you? I am not begging. I didn't ask you for gold! I just need your items. Lol... What the f*** you are awesome. Please five me your gold lol... Please.... You'd be like, my hero lol... Give me gold. Oh my f***ing God please I turned CAPS lock on for you again.


Analysis complete. The dude's a moron.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:05 pm


Tehm
Had a random PM earlier...

A random PM from this idiot started this.


Quote:
scream scream OMG HAI WTS^? scream scream scream GIV ME GLD PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPLZ cry crying scream
OMFG I KNO U CN GIV Mii MRE THEN DOT DOT DTO OMG WTF IZ WRNG WIT U I AM NT BEGGIGN I DDNT ASK U 4 GLD! I JST NED UR ITEMS!@!11111!! twisted twisted scream mad mad rofl rofl rofl LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF U R AWSUM PLZZZZZZZZ GV ME UR GLDZ LOLOLOLOL rofl rofl rofl rofl PLZ PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZZ ud b lyk mai hro lololololollllllllllllllllll o sory i jst tuk of cpz lok rofl rofl rofl lololololololoololiliiuloilololololol plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giev miiiii gooolllddddd lol rofl lol rofl 4laugh 4laugh scream scream OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG PLZ I TRND CAPZ LCK ON 4 U AGEN PLXZPLZplfpxlxplplzplpzlpzlpzlpzlzpzlpzlz. crying crying gonk gonk mad scream gonk rofl pirate talk2hand emo


...My eyes are bleeding. sad


Haha, I have to do my own take on this:

Quote:
*Two scream signs* Oh, my God, hey, what's up? *Three scream signs* Give me gold *Insane number of pleases followed by overuse of emoticons* Oh my f****** God I know you can give me more then (this seems more like "do it" than "dot") Oh, my god, what the f*** is wrong with you, I am not begging, I didn't ask you for gold! I just need your items!!! (Overuse of "!") *Waaayyy too many more emoticons and "laugh out loud"* What the f*** you are awesome, pleeeeaaase give me your gold *More insane "Laugh out loud" and emoticon strings, and "please"* you are, like, my hero *another string of "laugh out loud"* Oh, sorry, I just took off the caps lock. *Another barrage of emoticons and "laugh out loud"*. Plllleeeeaassse give me gooollllddd *emoticon string* Oh my f****** God please, I turned the caps lock on for you again *a weirdly distorted series of "pleases" followed by a long string of emoticons*


I tend to think this person saw your banner and overdid "text talk" just to annoy you. Never in all my 3 plus years on gaia have I ever seen a begging PM so badly written! (And dear lord, I've had them aplenty.)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:00 pm


Wow, "Im not begging"... Bullcrap.

Robthebob


Natsuri

PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:58 am


Robthebob
Wow, "Im not begging"... Bullcrap.


Ah, yes, the irony of it all. Actually, it best fits the description of a "bald-faced lie."
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:42 am


I shall take my knife, carve the eloquence of the poetess Emily Dickinson into his skin, cut out his eyes and shove them up his a**, remove his liver, feed it to him in small pieces, shove a red-hot hook up his nose, whisk his brain around, drain it out, cut off his fingers and toes, shove them in his mouth and sew his lips together.

mad Yeah.

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Raito-kun`

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:11 pm


Now my eyes are bleeding. ._.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:21 pm


No, take this literally. My eyes actually hurt. Like, they're sore from deciphering what the hell... THAT was saying.

Organic Shadows


Dodger Gunning

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:34 am


I don't even want to try. I see that many emoticons in such a small area, and I just scream and die a little on the inside.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:39 pm


I could do worse. Except, I use normal English and feed it into this one English/TXT TLK lexicon.

Here, I'll translate this post.

Quote:
I CU0|_D0RZ D0 W0R53111!1! WTF 3xc3PT I U53 ||0R]/[/-|_0rZ 3||g|_I5]-[ /-||D F333D IT i||2 t]-[I5 0||3 3||G|_I5]-[/TXT0Rz T|_K |_3XiC0||1!!!1 WtF

0rZ ]-[3r3 i|_ tR/-||5|_/-3T T]-[I5 P05T!!!1! 0]/[G |_0|_


Link's:

http://n00b.camzmac.com/translate.php

Now that makes my eyes bleed out.

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Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:20 pm


My, that was horrendous, so horrendous my eyes hurt from even trying to read that.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:19 pm


I think my eyes just exploded @_@

queento


psychoyoshi

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:25 am


I think I went blind for a few seconds. o_o
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:03 pm


OMG HAI WTS^? GIV ME GLD PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPLZ
OMFG I KNO U CN GIV Mii MRE THEN DOT DOT DTO OMG WTF IZ WRNG WIT U I AM NT BEGGIGN I DDNT ASK U 4 GLD! I JST NED UR ITEMS!@!11111!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF U R AWSUM PLZZZZZZZZ GV ME UR GLDZ LOLOLOLOL PLZ PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZZ ud b lyk mai hro lololololollllllllllllllllll o sory i jst tuk of cpz lok lololololololoololiliiuloilololololol plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giev miiiii gooolllddddd OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG PLZ I TRND CAPZ LCK ON 4 U AGEN PLXZPLZplfpxlxplplzplpzlpzlpzlpzlzpzlpzlz.


Quote:
Oh my gosh, hi! Whats up? Give me gold! Please! Oh my freaking gosh I know yoiu can give me more than [This is where I can't tell what they're saying] What the f**k is wrong with you? I am not begging, I didn't ask you for gold! I just need your items!! Lol..... What the ********, your are awesome please give me your golds lol.... please.... Youd be, like, my hero, lol! Oh, sorry, I just took off caps lock, lol. please give me gold! OMFG please, I tried caps lock on for you again! Please!
(I need practise in translating)

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