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 Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:44 am
*FROM THE TIE THREAD*jagjaglover Aliens!!!! Will kill us all.............yah... xp Mooby the Golden Sock No, they'll kill us all, and dissect our brains. They won't bother to dissect your brain, though. They'll discard you in a zoo or something, where you'll be oggled by little children who are told by their alien mothers not to feed you trinchtobs, which are an alien fruit. They'll do it anyways, of course. Sadly, trinchtobs are poisonous to humans. You'll be painfully sick for 12 days. Then you'll die. We really should move this discussion to a new thread, so as not to spam this one. After all, we are just beginning to broach the subject, which will undoubtedly require multiple pages of discussion. So there you have it. When will the aliens invade? Who will the aliens kill? Will humans eventually adapt to eat trinchtobs? Can we somehow convince the aliens that we're intelligent life, not to be killed like some animal? Should we offer up McNeal as a sacrifice? Is Bogus Burger secretly an alien spy? We must find these answers soon, before it is too late for humanity!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:28 pm
Zoo!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin smile smile smile biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I'm an idoit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can't spell idiot right!!!!!WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim mrgreen
Ha ha I'll die 12 days later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:39 pm
"Glink glirk rizzle bo nodblres# struftshicken bokko ewduntrizµ penflibdnick jagjagº wiwiwiwipdnibble ondrives splicken aqualabodo ra fli quarƒ asmiffle crabh jagjag no smoken╗"
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"Over here, we have our cute little human girl, jagjag! You'll notice the similarities between her and the apes we just saw. Her and the apes evolved from a common ancestor. While the apes developing larger brains and complex reasoning, she developed a funny looking face. However, we still love our playful little jagjag, primitive as she may be!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:09 am
Quote: When will the aliens invade? Who will the aliens kill? Will humans eventually adapt to eat trinchtobs? Can we somehow convince the aliens that we're intelligent life, not to be killed like some animal? Should we offer up McNeal as a sacrifice? Is Bogus Burger secretly an alien spy? The aliens will attack 12 minutes ago. The aliens will kill all the ugly stupid ones. The cute adorable ones (like me and jagjag) will end up in the zoo. After 70 years, humans will adapt to eat trinchtobs. We can draw pretty art pictures for the aliens and do their calculus homework so they won't kill us like some animal. Sure, let's offer up McNeal as a sacrifice. As much as I'd like to believe otherwise, I think Burger might be a secret alien spy.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:57 pm
Orange Blossom The aliens will attack 12 minutes ago. Oh, crap! We need to make a backup plan NOW! Blossom, go stock up on allen wrenches and wooden spoons. Jajag, time to make like a dog and shake! Your constant motion might be just the diversion we need to get away! Quote: The aliens will kill all the ugly stupid ones. The cute adorable ones (like me and jagjag) will end up in the zoo. WRONG. The aliens kill to dissect brains. Thus, you will be killed along with nearly everyone else in TLS. Jagjag and possibly Asha will end up in a zoo. Quote: After 70 years, humans will adapt to eat trinchtobs. But I'm hungry now! What about the flimberries? Are they ok? Quote: We can draw pretty art pictures You fool! The aliens are rationalists! They see art as USELESS! You've just doomed us all! Quote: Sure, let's offer up McNeal as a sacrifice. Wait, which one? Quote: As much as I'd like to believe otherwise, I think Burger might be a secret alien spy. Time to start "Operation NNH."
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:15 pm
What if...
...we all hid inside a giant watermelon when the aliens came to get us?
...the aliens were fans of toruring us all with country music?
...they used fluffy cats to infiltrate and spy on us before they landed?
...we were able to prevent the aliens from coming by eating baked beans and lots of coleslaw so that we farted a lot and made the planet smell horrible?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:57 am
Orange Blossom ...we were able to prevent the aliens from coming by eating baked beans and lots of coleslaw so that we farted a lot and made the planet smell horrible? Ah crap. I get to stay on the smelly earth if they find you. And Jeff, I refuse to shake like a dog. I rather hang out my tongue and bark.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:55 pm
I have a picture I want to post here, but I don't want to offend Mooby. Mooby, would you be offended by a picture of Toshiro Mifune commenting on the quality of your thread?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:52 pm
Tell you what:
Mifune is allowed if you post the Yojimbo gun picture in the Greatest Thread Ever.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:48 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:54 pm
So basically, the aliens are coming and random samurai guys agree?
...Okay, just let me pack some stuff.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:32 am
Ok. And Mooby,... *runs away*
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:37 am
[Shadow.Elven-mage] So basically, the aliens are coming and random samurai guys agree? Random samurai guys? DON'T MESS WITH MIFUNE!
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:31 pm
Um...my bad?
(Seriously, though? Random samurai guys.)
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