Welcome to Gaia! ::

Here in this temple you will be able to pray to Bob the Cheese God and his brothers, Joe the Snack God, and Bill the Soda God.

Joe is Bob's jealous little brother and Bill is Bob's twin.


Where is what
Intro - post 1
Commandments - 2
The ritual - 3
List of priests - 4

There is a sacred ritual one must perform when entering the temple:

You must sit down cross legged and take a piece of cheese out of your pocket
You then hold the piece of cheese as high as you can in both of your hands
Once you've done this you smash the piece of cheese into your mouth and then get up
You then spin in a circle while swallowing the cheese
Once the cheese is swallowed you fall down to the ground and the ritual is done

Does he rule over cheese cake too???

*starts preaching to a group of people*

...and the lawn gnomes rejected Bob, his teaching and cheese. Bob wept for them because he wanted them to enjoy the happiness that cheese brought. When Bob tried harder to bring the happiness to the gnomes many rebeled and started to kill Bob's followers and anyone who ate/loved cheese. For this Bob punished the gnomes. He made it so that in the sunlight they were frozen statues but when sunlight left them they could move again, but there was a catch to this. If they didn't return to the spot they were at when the light hits it again or if sunlight hit them when they were out of the spot they were in they'd turn to dust and no longer exist...

I have a question who stole my evil lawn gnome thing?! gonk

well the war against gnomes! *points at yours and lilith's sigs*

um... I think it was Always......

*hands you this really big book* you must read The Bible of Cheese first then afterwords you must do the sacred cheese tasks